you are so omg

you are hot or irresistible

“do you like this outfit on me?”
“you are so omg

by anonymous June 4, 2022

You can be my little vegetable ❤️

You can be my little vegetable

(phrase)
1. A painfully awkward attempt at flirting that guarantees you’ll never get a girlfriend.
2. A romantic line so bizarre and uncomfortable, it may leave the recipient emotionally scarred—or at least second-guessing their life choices.
3. The verbal equivalent of handing someone a wilted salad and calling it a love letter.

Girl: “Uh I gotta go eat a salad it was interesting talking to you ig”

Guy: “Well you can be my little vegetable ❤️ “

Girl: blocks number, files for witness protection

by drivinginmycarrightafteeabeer September 12, 2025

shut your fucking mouth you bitch

shut your fucking mouth you bitch, because I can't focus in class.

"Mark, shut your fucking mouth you bitch"

(Sorry to all the Marks reading this)

by ballsucker69420 February 11, 2025

You should

Eat a bullet.

Hym "You've decided to misrepresent what I was doing and not you're pretending to be a guy so Jordan Peterson doesn't have to reconcile with the fact that is chaste princess who's never wrong. You and your kids are a waste of life and you're not better and by virtue of simply having them. Whoever accidentally paid you should be ashamed of themselves and YOU should be feeding yourself as many bullets as humanly possible."

by Hym Iam December 14, 2024

What if you wanted to go to heaven but god said

A stupid four panel meme that has many amazing parody’s, the fourth panel being replaced to a relatable game, or video, or reference:

BFDI REFERENCE:

What if you
Wanted to go to heaven
But god said
“Hey guys for a prank-“

FNAF SB REFERENCE:
What if you
Wanted to go to heaven

But god said
“Requires a lvl 4 security pass to enter”

What if you wanted to go to heaven but god said ….

by XanaduIsGayForLicoriceCookie February 28, 2022

fug you

To hug someone with the intention of having sexual inter course.

I want to fug you! / can I fug you?

by The Fugadores June 23, 2020

go chal room now you groundead

drawer was aroused to ur mums trans dog. They shared a colon and it was available for sucking.

neee naw neeeeeeeee naaaaaawwwwww neeeeeeeee naaaaaaawwwww neeee nawawawawaw
GO CHAL ROOM NOW YOU GROUNDEAD

by crunchy jemimah June 7, 2023