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Mah dick fell off

by Mah dick fell off November 16, 2019
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She Wants My Dick

"that girl Isla, She wants my dick"
by Isla wants to fuck May 12, 2020
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stick my dick in a midget

After seeing Heather take a cucumber, Geof exclaimed, "Well stick my dick in a midget! I didn't know you could do that!"
by Mr Crowley October 21, 2021
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Small Dicks Sink Ships

A propaganda phrase coined by the Insurgency Sisterhood, a guerilla outfit that promotes women's empowerment while supporting favorable relations between the sexes. Derived from the concept of overthrowing misogynistic men who abuse their positions of power within organizational structures by identifying actions that compromise their integrity, and then using this information against them in the form of blackmail.
"Hey man, you'd better stop flipping favors to your good ole boys like that. Didn't you hear what happened to the last boss who screwed a lady out of something she deserved? Small Dicks Sink Ships."

"I know you really hate the idea of giving that promotion to Jane, but she outperforms everyone man. You'd better go ahead and play fair, and keep mum - she's not so dumb. Small Dicks Sink Ships.
by vivalarevolucion321 August 5, 2018
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National Dick Pic Day

Sept 13th, send a dick pic or ask for a dick pic because it is national dick pic day, in honor of pride in your package.
by DudeFG September 13, 2018
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Top Tier Dick Master

Someone who is very good at getting guys to want/ fuck them
Yo bro Carli is an absolute top tier dick master, all guys want her.
by Brodeuse8778 June 24, 2018
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Old crispy dick is at it again

A dude who bails on his friends to go out with women; his dick is so crispy that if it doesn't get wet every night then it will become too brittle and break off.
Rami just texted to say he can't hang tonight. Old crispy dick is at it again!
by ArseOfSauron December 29, 2015
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