S T I

sexually transmitted infection

Clean up after sex to avoid S T I sexually transmitted infection

by ChaChaCharly May 6, 2018

I call tuesdays

I call tuesdays (or day of choice)

When smoking or drinking something that is shared you say "i call tuesdays" meaning i got next. The first person is mondays and so on and so forth. So if you are third then you are wednesdays and etc. Hopefully you get what im saying.

Yo this weed is good!
Second in circle: Sweet man I call tuesdays!
Third in circle: I got wednesdays!

by Icalltuesdays September 14, 2022

I aint reading allat

An excuse a toddler uses as an excuse for the fact that they are unable to read

Person 1: (types 3 sentences in response to an argument with person 2)
Person 2: goo goo ga ga mf bitch I aint reading allat 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

by HauntedMalk January 29, 2024

I hate ni-

The last words of the legendary Peter Griffin. We never found out what he was going to say.

Peter is my hero, "I hate ni-"

by Peter the horse is here January 29, 2025

Technically I didn't, But Literally You Are

In reference to the thing you are upset about me doing and, latter, the thing you are doing.

Hym "Technically I didn't, but literally you are. I technically didn't do the thing you're pissed about but you are literally doing the thing I am pissed about. Therefore, only one of us has an excuse to be pissed-off right now... So here...🖕 There's a finger for you... It's a good one too! It's the 'action finger' as I like to call it..."

by Hym Iam April 28, 2023

s k i b i d i t o i l e t

death by skibidi

it means d e a t h from all that refuse to worship s k i b i d i t o i l e t

by SKIBIDIMAN123!!!TOILET November 8, 2023

Fat-I-Gued

A better and more prestigious way of telling your doctor you’re feeling fatigued.

Hello, Dr.Clementine, due to my terminal testicle cancer I’ve just been feeling a little, fat-I-gued.

by Freddy Krueger’s Dreamcatcher January 15, 2022