Shit-uation

(Shit-you-ay-shone)
-Being in and/or handling a really bad situation. Often involving family/relationship. But rarely meant in a literal manner.

Thomas- "Hey, what happened last night?"
Steve- "Sorry man. I was in a Shit-uation. My cat got run over, and I had to bury it so the dogs didn't eat it.?"
Thomas- "Did they?"
Steve-" Duh, dude, my dogs a dick."
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"Jeez, man. I have so many Shit-uation at the water treatment plant,"

by Crinkle dot October 8, 2014

Hillbilly shit

Leaving the front door of your house wide open all day everyday.

My neighbors are always on some hillbilly shit with their windows and doors wide open all the time.

by JackB. Nimble May 10, 2021

ghost shit

When you bust a fat line of blow and you get the feeling of having to shit but it’s not there

I was so high on coke about to take a huge shit, but, alas, it was a ghost shit

by netra88 July 2, 2019

shit bobbled

a person who can’t seem to figure what the fuck is happening, and is very confused

erik : did you hear about amanda and aaron ?
me : wait what... shit bobbled here aahhh

by vanessa shirazi May 19, 2019

Fatty Shit Demon

When you are taking a shit and eating at the same time

Yo i was eating my food and it was really good but then i really needed a shit so i did a fatty shit demon.

by Masssssooo July 13, 2021

Level 3 shit

A good shit with a very good view.

I had some level 3 shits while camping.

by Kringle_ May 27, 2022

sniff shit

To almost fall on one's face, i.e. to trip.

I will probably sniff shit scaling the fence.

by erss January 1, 2012