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Your mom

A common joke defining the communist who lives in every childs home (unless your adopted.)
She normaly is considered fat, ugly, or stupid in such jokes.
Guy 1: Yo how long until we go home?
Guy 2: Your Mom!
(It doesnt make sense.)
by HeyVsause February 20, 2019
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Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.
I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".
by anonymous December 21, 2023
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Your mom

Your mom is who I am fucking every night so watch out because u will have a child in nine months
by James 12345678910111213141516 September 15, 2023
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your mom YES

the best mom insult word for someone that is your school bully
me: *sit on bench*
bully: your bad
me: your mom YES
by kevinivy100 May 4, 2022
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your mom

your mom is a cat who sucks ur dad at night
your mom is used too cook and clean and do your dad at night
by your_mom_me October 3, 2021
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your mom

YOUR MOM
by YOURMOMLOVERPATTER September 4, 2022
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your mom

by Yodogbitchlol July 2, 2019
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