Bed

Something you sleep on

Jo mama 1: Guys I'm gonna lay on the bed

Jo mama 2: Me too Jo mama 1

by RealCoolboi99 December 25, 2022

bed thought

They're just like shower thoughts but you get them when you're tucked in your bed and they keep you from falling asleep.

*thinks while lying on the bed* Birthday presents are rewards for not dying during the year
Damn that's a weird ass bed thought

by WhirlyBird19 October 2, 2022

Make bed cough

Have a very hard sex and making loud noises

We were making our bed cough for the first time last night. Man, that was great!
Let's make bed cough again!

by VeryOriginalName November 18, 2019

Breakfast in Bed

When you crack 3 or more eggs into the ass of your partner, and proceed to fuck them in the ass until it's scrambled. (You can also add breakfast meats and cheeses)

It was Sunday morning, I was waking up early, I wanted to surprise the wife with breakfast in bed.

by Metalh3d87 January 24, 2021

Terrible in bed

When your partner does not know how to have sex.

Her ex-boyfriend was terrible in bed.

by Emo_Girl_98 November 24, 2021

Bed and brewski

The sacred end-of-day act of cracking open a beer and sliding into bed or the couch with zero plans except to unwind, zone out, and maybe fall asleep during a television show. Think of it as the nighttime sibling to wake and bake but with hops instead of haze.

Long day at work. Time for a little bed and brewski.

by PrincessSaturn July 16, 2025

bed it and wed it

A woman you initially plan to hit and quit, but decide to wife up instead.

I was going to hit it and quit it, but she was so hot I decided to bed it and wed it.

by Rynesdad May 16, 2018