Brandon

Brandon typically is very funny and has a great personality not only that he has a shlong and is very smart
Brandon is funny
by Coolestguy42069 March 02, 2019
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Usually a boy that changes hair colour and works at a gas station.
Hey, look, that's a brandon
What do you mean!?
Means he works at a gas station
by LeoMyling March 13, 2024
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A Italian hot sexy boy that has a small shrimp but gets all ladies but some reject him
by Ri Ree December 14, 2021
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Your average teenager with balls the size of bowling balls with a penis the size of a 60 inch flat screen tv and is extremely attractive and very funny
Beca: Brandon your cock is so big uhhhhh
by Christopher846373 April 29, 2022
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A guy who is incredibly suspicious, and is probably a spy for three or more countries, including (always) Russia and China. He pretends that he is an idiot, but he is actually a chad.
Brandon said he would report me to his Russian overlords, and now I'm praying for my life.
by QDWFEGRHTJYKUL November 21, 2022
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Ew guys, Brandon was at the St. Lawerence game the other week and he was cheering for them.
by duckiechip167 October 05, 2022
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Brandon is typically someone who’s sharing a father/son relationship with his dog.
Come here son!” “No not you Brandon, I meant the Dog
by YoursTrulyTheCutie November 23, 2021
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