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Brandon

He's a guy that loves his girlfriend and had a 30cm penis, he is probably

T-Bagging your girlfriend right now with his glorious balls, he has humor and can make girls laugh, brandons seem to be shorter than the rest but can still kick some ass if he wants to!
Brandons are all a Mr.Stealyourgirl
He is often doing something illegal with friends and gets into trouble.
the most important thing in his life are his girlfriend, friends and family.
I wished i was like Brandon... he gets all the girls...

i want to be like Brandon, he beats up everybody!
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Brandon

Everybody mirin at Brandon brah
by Brandeezybrah November 22, 2021
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Brandon

Brandon is fucking stupid and an idiot
“brandon is fucking stupid and an idiot
by fart poop fart poo February 2, 2020
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Cole D Brandon

A Tall, blonde twink who is obsessed with your mom jokes and Pharah from Overwatch. Thinks he's a celebrity when he really is not haha.
"When we go to Esports practice, Cole D Brandon will be bullied"
by BlizzyTurtleLibra May 10, 2023
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Brandon

brandon is a manchild who cant look you in the eyes. he is very annoying and generally hated by most. brandon is the type of guy to fall in love with a woman who is either dating or married to another guy. he usually third wheels with that woman and can't take a hint. he talks Way too much when the situation doesn't call for it. the one good thing about him is that he is packing a HUUUUUUGEEEEEE C**k
brandon is PACKING
he is one talkative annoying motherfu***r
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Brandon

Steal all da girls get the bundalenga has big penis terminator is his dad
Brandon pulls all the shelas whit his monstorous penis
by Mr seal yo girl September 10, 2021
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Brandon

Has a huge dick
Omg Brandon, you have a huge dick
by Bradnad February 5, 2022
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