Boat Crafting

Before rolling a joint you take the bottom corner of a paper and twist it, then open it up like a boat to stash the goods inside. Usually used when at a party because it makes it easier to roll standing up and it stops your shit from falling out.

Person one: "Hey man you gonna roll that doobie?"
Person two: "Nah man too many fuckin people and no surface to roll on"
Person one: "Fuck that bro, just craft a boat"
Person two: "Fine dude, where would we be without boat crafting?"

by LSD-SDL April 14, 2012

Squirt boat

A vessel of such pure beauty that a man or woman physically excretes bodily fluid from the nether regions in pure

excitement.

Is that a 1976 bright orange Cruise Craft name 'Moonraker'? What a bloody squirt boat.

by womb raider August 9, 2017

Boats N Hoes

A team of inseparable people who go through hell and come out the other side laughing

Hanlon, O, Medina, Mac, Taylor and Lt. Haws are the real Boats N Hoes

by VladtheImpalerTaylor November 23, 2021

lusianna steam boat

When you put something hot inside a girls vagina or anal cavity and steam starts to come out

Dude my girlfriend and I were experimenting so we tried the Lusianna steam boat

by Brandon Mann February 9, 2014

Bubble Boating

When yo girl dresses like mrs puff and you do your drivers test on her back

When I renewed my license I celebrated with since bubble boating

by bitchrsbewet November 6, 2014

Pizza Boat

Three-way consisting of, in sequence, one member in and out and wiping/rubbing Period blood all over her abdominal area up to chest then into her mouth as the next member penetrates and does the same

Had a great time last night, we gave her a good Pizza Boat after prom.....

by money shot, rusty trombone February 14, 2024

Rowing a boat on land

When you don’t make any progress or very little progress

Bro has only gotten 1 sub in a year.His YouTube career is rowing a boat on land.

by Ahadi2011 August 18, 2025