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Bed Pan

When you shit in a girl’s bed and leave it for her to clean up.
Dude, I cracked this sloot the other day, and soiled her cot with this sick, raunchy Bed Pan.
by PapasanChair November 9, 2025
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bed bench

Your bed bench is blocking the ceiling light.
by lamb777 December 11, 2010
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bed-thirty

Term used to denote how tired you are. Half-past when you should've have gone to bed.
*Yawn* It is bed-thirty. I've got to get up early to go to work in the morning.
by Shwords February 3, 2010
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Bed bumped

When you and your partner are having sex so rough you hit your head on the (nearest wall or vertical object) and then cum.
Hey! Did you get bed bumped last night? You look like a train wreck.
by OkieCat October 8, 2020
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Bed Bug Express

A hotel you book when you are on a budget or only need a hotel to get sleep and nothing else.
Person 1: I am getting too tired to drive anymore tonight.
Person 2: Check and see if there is a Bed Bug Express on one of these exits.
by Pointman411 February 26, 2023
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shook the bed

You shouldn't have Shook the Bed on me.
by Ether April 5, 2023
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bed cheese

Hey man, there’s a lot of bed cheese in your sheets.
by Comfylime August 21, 2024
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