Fart Shark

When your date literally GASlights you into thinking you farted, when it was really them.

Him: “Hey babe, nice fart”
Her: “Wait, what?”

Him: “I’m just sayin’…good job”

Her: “But I didn’t”
Him: “Riiiiiight”
Her: “What’s that look? I DIDN’T….unless…Did I? No way, really, I Did? Wait. Why are you laughing? Did you Fart Shark me?!!!”

by Lady Dunnsalot January 15, 2024

fun-shark

n.
A person with an exceptionally active sense of enjoyment, amusement, and/or pleasure.

Group walks by fountain.
Fun-shark: Hey guys, let's go run through the fountain.
Girl 1: Umnmm, no.
Fun-shark: Suit yourself (runs to fountain)
Girl 1 to Girl 2: Does he always get excited like this?
Girl 2: Yea, all the time. He's a real fun-shark.

by lx2036 December 5, 2012

Shark

We all know why you searched this.

An aquatic animal, a shark you idiot.

by BananaBalloon August 11, 2022

Shark

To shark is to go look for females in a specific area also known as sharkin typically at a social gathering

where the hoes at im tryna go shark

by topflrboss777 May 7, 2025

Shark

A word with millions of UD entries complaining about how they didn't find some sexual definition. Yes, i know a shark is a fish, there's no need to tell me that every time.

UD entry #1: an animal who lives in the ocean, what were you expecting you dirty minded person

UD entry #2: a shark is not a sex position, it's a sea creature with lots of teeth

UD entry #3: scary water guy. i bet you thought you'd find a sex definition.

*no actual sex entries*

by Applepippin February 27, 2023

shark bag whore

When your a disgusting junkie

I saw the shark bag whore at Shoprite yesterday she was flippy flopping all over the fish aisle.

by Large Marge August 20, 2015

shark waterbottle

a sexy shark product that can only be bought in PipstarShark, a water bottle that has a heater, a button that plays a prerecorded hydrate and a straw that is shaped like a dick, and a note that says: "Don't refund or give a bad rating or else you get kidnapped 💋💋💋" Love, -Pipstar-

my shark waterbottle is cool

by quartz89 February 1, 2022