salty

Krish

krish don't be salty

by bb ki wine December 19, 2019

Salty surprise cookies

When you decide to not use vanilla extract so you opt for your sweet sweet dick nectar instead. They turn out usually salty and sweet for the perfect mid day treat.

Brett: mmmmm try these cookies
Wyatt: *groans with tastiness*wowzers these sure taste magnificent!
Brett: salty surprise cookies sure always do hit
Wyatt: whats with the suprise?
Brett:*smirks* lets just say my balls are drained and the vanilla extract is full.

by Shmeat pounder86 March 28, 2024

Salty

Being completely high strung with complete bitter disregard of other people's feelings through your words or actions to make yourself feel validated or superior.

Friend 1: Do you like Pearl from 'Steven Universe'?

Friend 2: No,have you seen how salty she is when she is around Greg? Completely unnecessary.

by Serean7 April 26, 2017

Salty

the feeling of embarrassment or anger . in some cases, slight jealously

Your best friend: Hey i got a new Iphone 11!
You: oH...*looks at your Iphone 6s+*
OR
Your friend: *answers a math question correctly*
You: *gets it incorrect miserably*

this is the feeling of (salty)

by girl with iphone 6s+ ;-; November 28, 2019

Salty

When someone is really mad or pissed

Rene was so salty he was salter than the see

by Akakawaiidva June 20, 2017

Salty Jelainesters

A person that gets overly and quite dramatically upset over seemingly nothing.

Taylor Swift is being such a Salty Jelainesters.

by Jelainesters December 12, 2021

salty

When someone is butthurt. They're usually selfish and are salty when things don't go their way.

dude 1: but we planned this since yesterday and YOU said you were going to pay
dude 2: sorry, can't go anymore. I got a date with my gf

dude 1: what the h -
dude 3: he's salty

by yullen July 30, 2017