Depositing fecal matter into a fecal matter cleanup and removal system, such as a toilet, where you would shat upon the toilet bowl, flushing into the shit drainage system.
"FUCK, I NEED TO GO TAKE A MIKE JOHNSON REALLY BAD. SHIT, I JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY PANTS. taking a mike johnson"
"I just took a KILLER mike johnson. taking a mike johnson."
"I just took a KILLER mike johnson. taking a mike johnson."
by MikeJohnson November 1, 2013
Get the taking a mike johnsonmug. Also called MMS. When an unattractive girl gets with a very attractive guy (around Magic Mike level) and thinks because of that shes worth that.
by insanegod March 4, 2019
Get the Magic Mike Syndromemug. smearing shit out of your own ass on your face and then going balls deep in the nearest gay man while screaming: i love huge black cock with pearly white cum
by john s November 12, 2004
Get the Dirty Mike Wilsonmug. When a dude who goes by the name of "Mike" stands in front of a chick, proceeds to secretly make his penis hard, and then secretly angles it upwards and pisses directly into her unsuspecting face and mouth.
Mike: Hey baby girl, you like Mike's Hard Lemonade?
Chick: Oh yes I do.
Mike: Okay here I'll give you some.
*Mike then blasts her in the face*
Chick: Oh yes I do.
Mike: Okay here I'll give you some.
*Mike then blasts her in the face*
by gfaisjdfjjwejo August 23, 2017
Get the Mike's Hard Lemonademug. in reference to lyrics in Badd by ying yang twins and mike jones- Givin' her that mike jones treatment
meaing to fuck the shit outa sum girl
meaing to fuck the shit outa sum girl
by corey689767 May 21, 2006
Get the mike jones treatmentmug. by Sir Hotbod Handsomeface January 8, 2009
Get the Tax Hike Mikemug. a Metro PCS phone. Called mike jones phone because of pcs shitty service and dropped calls, and because of mike jones' popular motto...mike who??? it is used.
by shaboobalaboopymang July 30, 2008
Get the mike jones phonemug.