limp swag

False swagger; Those who think they have it, but don't.

Guy 1: I've got some mad swag right now.
Guy 2: No, you have limp swag with that bro top on.

by th3thomas August 19, 2011

Swag Stop

Swag Stop refers to visiting a store to purchase swag, otherwise known as items that increase your appearance.

Yo, I gotta make a swag stop and get some new kicks.

by wonkythumb August 20, 2011

Fag Swag

A gay guy who has a lot of swagger.

Rose: OMG, look at Rod!
Angie: I know, he has fag swag

by MexicanOmlette August 24, 2016

Chill-Swag

1. The act of being high and friendly with the ladies.

2. The art of being relaxed and simultaneously displaying extreme swagger.

You walk into your friends apartment and he has a bong on the coffee table and two ladies on his side. You say, "Dude, got that chill-swag."

by BroManGuyDude000 September 2, 2012

Nova Swag

The act of being so swaggerific that when you walk into a room, everybody stops to admire your swag.

Sup wodie, you got figh dolla I kin howld till fridy fo my Nova Swagga a$$?

by NovaSwagga January 18, 2012

Nerd Swag

1) being cool among the nerds, (with merch, skill, or knowledge) as to emulate the confidence and boss-ness of the "swag" popular kids
2) the element of nerd confidence, derived from his or her fandom (and knowledge of that fandom)
3) jokingly used when someone is trying to have "swag" but everyone knows they're a total nerd

1) person A: "woah, did you see him just blast through the whole of assassin's creed in like, 15 minutes? That's insane!”
Person B: " didn't you know? He's a master of the nerd swag"

by fall_out_panic_at_the_chemical May 21, 2015

Junior swag

When you absolutely bomb something, mimicking the struggles of a junior in high school. Also known as failing miserably.

Turd: Hey how'd that chemistry test go today guys?

Cool Guy: Oh I aced that thing. Basically went Jesus mode.

Turd: How about you?

Junior: Good god I junior swagged out hard today.

Turd: Soooo, F, right?

Junior: Yeah. 23%. Junior swag!

by ToilaHoney March 14, 2012