shark

No it's not a way to have you-know-what, in case you were wondering!
You know very well that a shark is a sea creature in the water that seems more threatening than it actually is.

Weird Fact: More humans eat sharks than sharks eat humans per year.

by Beyond cringe October 1, 2022

Dick Shark

Slang term for when a guy gets an erection while spooning someone.

I stayed over at Kaden's last night and woke up with a dick shark attacking me.

by The Notorious S.I.G. August 6, 2016

loin-shark

A greedy money-lender who requires sexual favors if you are unable to pay his outrageous interest-fees.

It's not a good idea to borrow money from private people --- a lot of them are a bunch of loin-sharks.

by QuacksO March 26, 2019

Carpet shark

Another word for a very nasty vagina

Bruh that chick gave me the clap she gotta straight up carpet shark.

by Pappadoomdoeswords November 29, 2021

Sharking

To be a hoe

Basically talking to multiple people at once

Person 1: “I’m finna be sharking all summer!”
Person 2: “boy bye, you’s a lil goldfish.”

by OgBadbitty June 20, 2025

Shark dishes

When you try to type in Sharkeisha, but auto correct gets you.

Auto correct just gave you the shark dishes!

by Jeff Jefferson Jeffries May 3, 2014

Tiger Shark (Changed)

A miniboss from the popular transfur game changed

This little pain in the ass will somehow dive underwater and swim at high speed in such shallow water?? (I could 100% outswim that mf i have interstate comps)

By all means necessary stay well away from it or he will grab you and turn you into a furry tiger shark thing (scary)
This dumbass summons little shark henchmen because his lazy ass could not do it himself

Stay away from tigersharks in the wild

Sailor 1: "Yo what fish is that"

Sailor 2: "Where"

Sailor 1: "Over there *points at the 'fish'*"

Sailor 2: "Let me pull up the species identification chart"

Sailor 2: "By the looks of it, that's a tiger shark (changed)"

Sailor 1: "You're kidding right? It can't be..."

Sailor 1 and 2 shriek in horror

--MISSING PERSONS LOG--

JACK CLOVERFIELD

OSCAR WALSH

--LAST SEEN LAUNCHING BOAT OFF LATEX BAY--

--REPORT RELEVANT FINDINGS TO LOCAL AUGHORITIES--

--LEAD--

SCREAMS HEARD 2 KILOMETRES NORTH OF LATEX BAY

--ASSUMED DEAD--

>yes moderators the names are made up

by Ribcage beater 420 August 9, 2023