Slothy Seconds

When you think you’re a star... but you’re just a star fish.

When she thinks her pussy is sold, but expects us to mine it like it’s gold.

Lies there like I’m folding clothes, that’s just way too bold.

Even though she beacons,

we know she’s Slothy Seconds

by Dr. Scotchair September 8, 2020

second-hand sugar

benefits that a person derives from a friend who has a sugar daddy

Andrea: Where did Mary get that purse? I though Brena was the one with a sugar daddy...
Jess: Yeah, but Brena is always passing along the gifts and taking friends on free trips. It's second-hand sugar.

by aep90 September 10, 2020

saitama’s second punch

a legendary group chat with legendary people in it (specifically @bee.mesned) they hang out all the time and everyone wants to be them. they’re 100% the “cool kids”

i wish i was in saitama’s second punch friend group

my favorite from saitama’s second punch members is for sure @bee.mesned

by fangirlofsaitamassecondpunchgc September 11, 2020

Doge-second

A mesurent of time used by wow doges. Around sixty-nine seconds long. Doges measure time weirdly.

one doge-second later, he came back

by Sorbate September 21, 2020

Second Wave

happens during a pandemic where the second wave is usually deadlier than the first wave

are you getting ready for the second wave

don’t remind me

by 1Shot Duke September 25, 2020

a quick second

a quick second now means forever and ever

hey madi wanna be my girlfriend for a quick second.

by I went to college October 1, 2020

Jake Piper's second law

Jake Piper's second law requires a bit of thinking.

Infinitely accurate time.

So time could be e^3 days, etc.

Perry: "Yo, what's the time right now?"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020