Rusty Clumper

To take a rusty hammer, shove it in your poor victim's vagina, and rub shavings off of the hammer and into the vagina, and proceed to eat them.

Friend 1: How was last night?
Friend 2: Great, I fucked and gave her a rusty clumper!

by CLA_Bootymaster July 08, 2016

Rusty Clumper

To take a rusty hammer, shove it in a poor victim's vagina, rub shavings off of the hammer, and proceed to eat them.

Person 1: Dude, how was that fuck last night?
Person 2: great, I gave my girlfriend a rusty clumper.

by CLA_Bootymaster July 08, 2016

rusty hanger

Female version of blue balls.

“Hey Tonya how was your romantic night with Tom?”
“Oh it was good except for the end of the night, he gave me a rusty hanger”

by Jackie540 September 30, 2017

Rusty Riddle

When a girl is on her period, but doesn't tell a guy before he goes down on her. The question being, "is she on her period?". The answer, "yes" and you found out when you tasted blood.

John: Dude, did you hook up with that girl last night?
Jim: Yeah man, but she pulled a Rusty Riddle on me, it was disgusting.

by CapD July 28, 2011

Rusty Trumpist

A Trump supporter that is so ardent, that it seems they'd love to give The Donald a rusty trombone.

Bob is such a Rusty Trumpist when he claims Donald is the only person who can save America.

by Joeisland January 22, 2017

Rusty Harvest

To use your dick as a harvesting tool to scoop fecal matter out of a girl's anus.

That was a sexy Rusty Harvest you gave me last night, Jim.

by goosedick11 January 24, 2010

rusty slide

The act of sliding down a rusty slide.

John Johnson slid down the rusty slide.

by Faggnome420 February 09, 2018