Alexis roberts

An amazing girl who may have flaws but are outweighed by all are pros. She may not be the hottest but she can make you feel like you are the only man in the world. If you know Alexis Roberts she’s mine! Not yet but she will be. She has her secrets but if she trusts you more than her best friends she will tell you everything. Treat her right and don’t let her go, no one else on this world even compares to Alexis.

Joe: damn did you see that shawty last night

John: yeah she got but she probably ain’t anything compared to Alexis roberts.

by 🟧⬛️ ain’t nothing March 20, 2022

Robert

Robert or Rob for short cuz he’s a little shit.Robert is a cool guy expect he will cheat on you jus to simple have a backup girlfriend incase it won’t work out do pici stebou chcipni. He’s the typical curly hair white boy who don’t know his place yet. Chas mri minc chanzalo kar

Random girl: is that a pig

No, it’s Robert

by Pico March 21, 2022

Robert

A handsome alpha male hide your mom if he is around Or she will immediately fall for her also known as nighthawk

Robert or nighthawk

by Johnny765467 March 24, 2022

Robert Alexzander Vonhoffen

Different people coming up with words to describe him:
"funny"
"gay"
"amazing"
"hops"
"cute"
"crazy"

"Have you heard of Robert Alexzander Vonhoffen?"

"Yeah the guy who's funny, gay, amazing, HOPS, cute and crazy."

by Roz Ryson March 29, 2022

Robert

This is the most desperate dude you’ll ever meet. He will beg for pussy any chance he gets even though he’s one himself. He acts like a fucking jerk to his girlfriend just to please his friends and manipulates her without shame

Girl 1: “Damn, Robert is so desperate, He keeps asking me for “boba” and sends me dick pics”
Girl 2: “SEXUAL ASSULT!!”

by 0.4x January 29, 2022

Robert

Don’t call him rob, don’t, just don’t. I called him rob and it almost cost me my life.

Me: Hey rob, how you doing?

Robert: tf u just call me?

Me: Robert

Robert: that’s not what you said

Me: rob?

Robert: ever seen the movie “saw”?

Me: no

Robert: you’re about to find out

by Shmip January 29, 2022

Robert

Is a funnee man who's is very tall with a huge weiner and a big brain he also like lasagna

Sarah: Have you seen Robert?
Michelle: Yeah his cock is massive

by Marketparrakeet January 30, 2022