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Skate Rape

When you eat shit so hard while skateboarding that you black out and forget what happened
"One minute I was skateboarding, then before I realized it I was in the Hospital"
"Sounds like you got slipped a skate rape"
by Frokey August 3, 2016
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Ear rape

@the new maui, maui 4 #5778
Ear rape of this boi, was like this
'WhAt CaN i SaY bUt, YoUr WeLcOmE'
by vevojak March 20, 2019
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palate rape

When you drink so many high ABV pastry stouts that your palate is destroyed and you can't taste anything after.
All of those Angry Chair stouts palate raped me and I couldn't even tell if the KBS Espresso was even any good.
by CeeDubbs December 23, 2019
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Waffle Rape

The action or force of being pulled out of bed in order to make waffles
Ben - "My mom woke me up at 6:30 just so that she could waffle rape me"
Kaley - "Are you ok?"
by Bfrederick_1046 April 20, 2019
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Trip-raping

When your friend tries to force you to see the same hallucination as him but you are seeing something different
Guy 1: Dude can you see my hand melting !

Guy 2 : stop Trip-raping me ! I'm seeing my own shit right now !
by Dannynex April 25, 2019
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Tax Rape

(1) Where the government (without your consent) Forcefully takes out your money leaving you very little

(2) Secretly added Fees,Charges,Taxes etc. That companies will force upon you all willy-nilly With little or no consent from the customer
Bernie Sanders once the tax rape The rich and to paying 90%
by EmJayee September 23, 2019
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Handshake rape

The act of handshaking someone without their consent.

A tactic used by the Australian Prime Minsiter Scott Morrison a.k.a "ScoMo", "ScumMo" or "Captain Coal Fingers". Scott Morrison is one of the world's most infamous handshake rapists.

Handshake rape is usually followed by blaming the victim; such as claiming the victim was 'just tired' or 'upset' when the handshake intercourse was forced on the victim. Handshake rapists usually do not apologise or take accountability for their actions.
* An Australian firefighter trys to rest as the Prime Minister Scott Morrison attempts to initiate handshake intercourse*
Firefighter: "I really don't want to shake your hand...".
*Prime Minsiter Scott Morrison reaches down and grabs hands against their will and handshake rapes them*
*Victim feels violated and humilated afterwards*
*Scott Morrison smirks, sneers and ignores victim, having satisfied his own personal needs and moves on to the next victim*

Handshake rape victims are encouraged to shout out the following to prevent future handshake rape incidents:
"HANDSHAKE RAPE!! HANDSHAKE RAPE!! THIS DIRTY POLICTICIAN IS HANDSHAKE RAPING ME!!"
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