New York Islander Fan

a person that gets no head, no girls, and no wins

cool rangers fan: haha we swept the islanders again!
dude 8: cool bro!
new york islander fan: my wife hasn’t touched me since 1972

by avalanchefucker December 30, 2022

August Bank Holiday Island

An island equidistant between Christmas Island and Easter Island, 123.0W 12.5S.
It was discovered by the Monty Python team.

Coconut Airways run flights from London Hetahrow to August Bank Holiday Island.

by Kerb November 29, 2004

the original pussy penis island

THE SMP OF pUssy pENis ISLanD

uHhh idfk Lfmao "the original pussy penis island "

by the_fuckin_chinkin_police June 01, 2021

staten island ice tea

When your bartender soaks up all the shit on the bar and rings it out in your glass.

I was offered a staten island ice tea after I insulted the bartender.

by Edwaldo February 12, 2016

long island iced tea

the best recipe ever....

2 shots each clear tequila, clear rum, gin, and vodka. Mixed with 1 shot of CocaCola and 1 shot of orange juice

Did you club her on teh back of the head or something???

No i just gave her a couple Long Island Iced Teas

by nick February 20, 2005

rhode island smack down

When you're convienently in Rhode Island eating a hot dog, and someone with blue pants comes and smacks you in the face.

damn, look at that poor faggot gettin the rhode island smack down

by garden life January 14, 2007

Total Drama Pahkitew Island

Tied for worst season of the tv show Total Drama. Total Drama Pahkitew Island randomly put in a whole new cast of character where only 2 of them were decent characters (Ella and Jasmine),while the other characters were dogshit. The season completely derailed our lord and saviour Chris Mclean into a psychopath like the rest of the cast.

Man if Total Drama Pahkitew Island was good we would finally have world peace.

by caryolky December 20, 2021