A cheap and very dull joke often played out by silly little girls. After a telephone conversation, the female says.. "Does your phone do this..." and then hangs up, leaving the intelligent male baffled as to exactly what is happening as he hangs on, waiting for the stupid female to talk back, but of course she has gone!
Toni: "Hey Geoff, does your phone do this..."
<silence>
Geoff: "What?"
Geoff: "Hello...?"
Geoff: "Helloooo...?"
Geoff: "Bi-atch!!"
<silence>
Geoff: "What?"
Geoff: "Hello...?"
Geoff: "Helloooo...?"
Geoff: "Bi-atch!!"
by John Lidgley May 23, 2008
by Jester December 24, 2002
verb: to slap someone in the face with a flip open cell phone. The act of slapping while opening cell phone.
by nicole and carson March 22, 2005
1. A phrase used in corporate, academic, or other situations when an inappropriate topic can not be discussed. Often said to someone who is not familiar with a vernacular term, phrase, meme or other part of pop culture which is considered NSFW that searching on one's work or school computer could result in reprimands from superiors, IT or HR
2. an alternate expression for "you don't want to know"
2. an alternate expression for "you don't want to know"
A)
John: "...so with the new restroomproduct launch aimed at luxury hotels and restaurants, Marketing suggests we re-name our X1457 Deluxe Swivel Golden Showerhead."
Marty: "....why do need to rename it?"
John: "......Marketing suggests "golden shower" not be included as part of our product line."
Marty: "....why not?"
John: ".....look it up on your phone."
B)
Sue: "What's all this bunga-bunga stuff I keep hearing the students talking about?"
Mary: "Look it up on your phone."
John: "...so with the new restroomproduct launch aimed at luxury hotels and restaurants, Marketing suggests we re-name our X1457 Deluxe Swivel Golden Showerhead."
Marty: "....why do need to rename it?"
John: "......Marketing suggests "golden shower" not be included as part of our product line."
Marty: "....why not?"
John: ".....look it up on your phone."
B)
Sue: "What's all this bunga-bunga stuff I keep hearing the students talking about?"
Mary: "Look it up on your phone."
by Ind617 January 13, 2017
Masturbating furiously
by CreativityNonexistent April 04, 2018
Kari: "Remember when you made it with Jeff? EW!!!"
Lori: "That was like 3 phones ago, bitch! I'm not like that anymore!"
Lori: "That was like 3 phones ago, bitch! I'm not like that anymore!"
by von groovy April 07, 2019
1- he fine as fuck, put the freak on tha phone.
2- this food good as hell, put the freak on tha phone .
2- this food good as hell, put the freak on tha phone .
by justlearninstreetterms September 28, 2020