Jesus Fuck

Used in conjunction with jesus christ and the word fuck and/or said at random.
It is said instead of just a simple jesus christ or fuck. Can be used as a verb,
adj, noun, or just about anything else.
Jimmy: Jesus FUCK!
Billy Bob: Wat happened?
Jimmy: I was just killed in Gears.
Billy: Jesus fuck, you're right.
by ilikecheese91 April 01, 2009
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jesus-kkkunt

the single most offensive word in the english language. insulting to christians, women, and black people. Can also be referred to as JK.
That faggot over there it a fucking Jesus-KKKunt!(must be used in public to have full offensive effect)
by Steve July 07, 2004
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Alabama Jesus

An extremely good college football player from the state of Alabama, who all the rednecks in the state speak of in a higher regard than Jesus.
Redneck: Did you hear Mark Ingram just won the Heisman?
Redneck 2: Step aside Joe Namath, we have a new Alabama Jesus.
by buhzinga December 13, 2009
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Jesus Complex

Someone who believes that they are the embodiment or equivalent of Jesus Christ. These people are often known to have an over active ego as well. Said person will go around acting as if they can heal the lame and make the blind see, and in doing so, believes they are really performing "miracles". People with a Jesus Complex will often ask women if they'd like to "let Christ enter their bodies" as well. These people are considered dangerously stupid and should be approached with condemnation and extreme prejudice.
Sally - Some guy at the party last night kept asking me if I'd like to let Jesus Christ into my body, then he told me that, he, was Jesus.

Christie - Really? That guy must have a total Jesus Complex. What an asshole.
by Slayer8907 October 16, 2010
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Jesus Christ

The only name that has the power to save, to heal, and to bless—the Name that is above all other names that can set people free from evil spirits and bondages and restore broken relationships.
Jesus Christ gives birth to the Christian community—the only one that exists for the sake of non-members—whose aim is to bring in the lost sheep that are “outside” God’s Kingdom.
by MathPlus November 19, 2017
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jesus penis

a phrase yelled not spoken when taken by surprise or pissed off.
Player1: (frags opponent on COD4)"YEAAAHH"
Player2: "JESUS PENIS"
by Ollie from the Mist March 31, 2008
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Jesus Freak

An overeligiouse christain, or at times just a Christian depending on how much you don't like Christians
Oh great, here come the Jesus freaks to preach to us
by Ben January 22, 2004
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