brown money

When you need to poop in the morning but hold it until you get to work and clock in. that way you can get paid for it.

that super burrito I had last night was only $6 but it made me $11.25 in brown money!

by cathode01 September 25, 2013

Money

A paper or coins use to deceive the mind; the leading cause of death and crimes, the only way a dork can get laid

Bill Gates got laid because the girl got paid

by Alan October 8, 2004

money

the epitome of cool

your shoes are soo money.

by Anonymous September 9, 2003

helicopter money

large amounts of money that bypasses the tax system and is moved into the pockets of wealthy households and companies through unfair tax credits and cuts at the expense of good working people.

Pete Dick: "damn, Pepper, you seem to be in the mood for celebrating."
Pepper: "well I am, me and my brother Salt just closed on a deal that made us millions of dollars of helicopter money and is backed by the taxpayers."
Pete Dick: "good work, you truly are an international man of leisure."
Pepper: "and your not?"
Pete Dick: "shut up and Irish yourself."

by Pete Dick March 21, 2008

mo-money

A gay hobbit/leprechaun

When confronted with the accusation of having spent far too much class time covering trivial topics like pharmacogenomics, mo-money will simply respond with an excessively-high pitched squeal of the words "too bad!"

by Phillip Greenspan April 9, 2008

snow money

When it snows at night, going out the next day and hustling your neighbors for money to clear the snow from their driveways.

Jabar: Supposed to get six inches tonight.

Niko: Word

Jabar: Yea. Wanna get your snow money on with me tomorrow?

Niko: Def.

by Freshy fresh January 26, 2011

free money

1. Money sent at no charge
2. Various body hair and skin samples

1. Woo! Free money!
2. Sean got 15 lbs of free money in the mail!

by Tchaiz February 23, 2004