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Mexican chafing dish 

When a stinky Mexican knowingly gives their partner an epic case of the crabs. This usually takes place at a small family gathering of some sort, (this is a common event for using a chafing dish.)
Juan threw a fiesta last weekend, which resulted in giving a Mexican chafing dish to four cousins, two grandparents, and the gardener.

Mexican STD 

Did you hear that Caroline has a Mexican STD?
Mexican STD by PSD PRIDE December 2, 2011

Mexican Flash Mob

What do you get when you tell an entire nation that they're about to receive U.S. work visas?
LAX was a real Mexican Flash Mob the other night, Homes. I didn't take the 405 exit.

Mexican Sleighride

When one parks a car in a bad area of town. Upon their return, the wheels have been removed and the car is sitting on the ground, or on bricks.
Sorry I'm late, I got a Mexican Sleighride, probably shouldn't have parked in that alley!
Mexican Sleighride by keith manhattan September 26, 2012

Mexican Titty-Twister 

When one shits in a blender, blends on highest setting, and then pours it over a women's tits while singing the Canadian National Anthem.
I had a great time last night. We did Mexican Titty-Twisters until 4 in the morning.

Mexican Cession 

A Mexican Cession is a very rare event that only happens once every 2 and a half years. It is believed that great Aztec Gods would order the humans to perform the ritual.

Unfortunately when the Spainards came they saw the tradition as "unorthodox" and "devil worship" and killed the elders of the tradition, who decided when to perform the ancient ritual, in the taking of the Aztec capital who were highly respeceted among the community. And only the worthy would participate.

Though most particiapters were killed in battle few lived and continued the tradition today.

The ancient ritual of the Mexican Cession is the tradition of Mexicans and only Mexicans gathering together in a fine room of expensive Mexican cloths and ancient clay pots and vases, where they would get high as fuck on peyote and kill themselves.
"I got invited to a Mexican Cession! What an Honour"
Mexican Cession by JCKc February 25, 2015