Bronx math

bronx math is ghetto and all the kids in there gon turn out to be strippers. they suck mad dick
nyah: yooo i fucking hate bronx math

minaj: bitch me too let’s drop out
by DAT HOE 100 October 20, 2020
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Common Core Math

Teacher: Do pages 122-125 on the Workbook
Students: NOOOO

3pm: Starting Homework
4pm: Stuck on first page
4:30pm: Still stuck

5pm: Tries Brainly *realizes you need brainly plus*
6pm:Second page
7pm: Dying
8pm: Dinner
9pm: Gets distracted
10pm: has to shower
11pm: Still not dont with homework

Next Day: Ok show pass your workbooks up

*GETS AN F*

Common Core Math is a way to get kids grades down
by Common Core Mathism March 03, 2023
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Nigga math

The price was high but I didn’t notice it because I wasn’t paying for it anyways
How do we afford all this shit
Nigga math
by mapstherealnggascholar January 30, 2025
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Fucking with my math

When someone tries to help you out with something you're doing, but all they're doing is making it harder. The term comes from parents and how the switch to common core math and algebra only made things more complicated and harder, when the intent was to help make it easier
guy 1: *is moving something heavy through a doorway*

guy 2: "let me help you with that" *grabs the thing and starts moving it around on their own and shit*

guy 1: "can you just stop? you're fucking with my math"
by CalypsoKobold July 17, 2024
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Fucking with my math

When someone tries to help you out with something you're doing, but all they're doing is making it harder. The term comes from parents and how the switch to common core math and algebra only made things more complicated and harder, when the intent was to help make it easier
guy 1: *is moving something heavy through a doorway*

guy 2: "let me help you with that" *grabs the thing and starts moving it around on their own and shit*

guy 1: "can you just stop? you're fucking with my math"
by CalypsoKobold July 17, 2024
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Gay Math

A version of math that dictates:
Socks+socks= not gay
No socks + no socks= not gay (double negative)
Socks+ no socks=gay
Odd numbers=gay
Even numbers= not gay

Single=gay
Since there is one universe Gay Math would dictate that the entire universe is gay
by Pussymilf42069asscum March 06, 2024
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Wither Animations and Math

A youtuber that makes geometry dash content and animations (this is totally not written by him)
Wither Animations and Math is the best youtuber!
by Wither Animations and Math March 23, 2024
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