Math

math stands for

M:mainly
A:abusive

T:to
H:humans

Boy: dude your math
Friend 1: what’s math
Friend 2: ha your mainly abusive to humans

by Burgchurg November 3, 2019

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DOGE Math

Short for “Department of Government Efficiency” Math. When a gang of smart alecks directed by some billionaire jerk-nerd come into the workplace and start accessing the personal data of allegedly underperforming or malingering math educators, or heartlessly email them over the weekend about their terminations, particularly targeting those who had unprovenly criticized the radical ideology of the MAGA cult or the conspiracies perpetrated by alt-right groups.

Guesstimate the number of firings that have so far taken place nationwide in the aftermath of the apparently vindictive DOGE math initiative.

by Numerati February 25, 2025

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Math Teacher

A person who hates children/teenagers but for some reason works with them

"Who's yelling like that?"
"It's the math teacher."

by MVT, the greek spoondog... September 15, 2025

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Math

The worst subject ever made.

yo, did u do the math last night?
yeah it almost made me kill myself.
damn bro u alright?
nah

by shaysbay December 28, 2023

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math

mental abussive to humans

i hate math

by someone used my idea:ahhhhhhhh October 10, 2018

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Prodigy Math Game

An OVERDESIGNED math learning game with a stupid membership system that costs 90 something dollars and doesn't even make you better at math, just able to access the "Members only" Items.

That greedy cheater, Prodigy math game, has a p2w (or in this case pay to get) system only comparable to the Gold and now DIAMOND pass of Clash (Cash) Royale.

by Mudane potion#069 October 19, 2023

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