Johnson

Can be used in any situation as a verb adjective or noun.
I could go for a Johnson right now.
by TheJohnsonJohnson August 04, 2024
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Johnson

Def: To tell a provable, bare faced lie.
One who is a bare faced liar.
"He's pulling a Johnson" (lying and everyone knows it)
"He's a right Johnson" (incontrovertible liar)
"You're not telling Johnsons are you?" (parent to child)
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johnson

your mother's everyday supply; a man's penis
your fucking fat mother used a giant johnson
by johnson hairy April 29, 2022
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Johnson

THE MAN WITH THE BIGGEST PENIS IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
I want a johnson now.

I wish i had one.
I want one for christmas.
by Jamescat5555 February 06, 2018
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Johnson

Johnson is a gift from God who's generous, kind, and charming. He's extremely charitable, willing to spend large sums of money for the sake of others despite it being at the risk of his own well-being. He's intelligent, talented but sometimes unaware of it, and is highly friendship orientated. People who are named Johnson usually have an appreciation for the color red, love dogs and other floofy animals, and have both hot and adorable features plastered onto them. They're unbelievable nice, have dark hair and dark eyes. They're not afraid to be themselves, and lots of people love that about them.
Wow johnson is a great guy
He is such a adorable and talented guy
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Johnson

A man with no confidence that molest children and young adults
Oh my Johnson you in the kids again
by Nig man March 28, 2021
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