Smelly Johnson

You steal something and it fucks you so bad that you get kicked out of your fire company

I can’t believe I got smelly Johnson’ed

by Chibs5 April 4, 2022

devin damon johnson

"Oh my god I just want to touch him"says every girl he meet with his dark hair and big brown eyes he make all the girls wet, he is also strong and loves a good fight, he's a funny and creative person.

"Devin Damon Johnson" it's the name that means seed of the gods

by Hank brewer November 23, 2021

Christopher Johnson

Christopher Johnson's tend to be shy individuals, but don't be fooled: when a Christopher Johnson emerges from his shell, it is like seeing the brightest, heart-warming rays of sunshine, on a rainy, cloud-besmirched day. His shyness acts as an obstacle in getting to know him, but don't give up. Once you know him, you'll discover that he's one of the most thoughtful, witty, intelligent people that you will ever encounter. Sometimes, when you're nattering away, to him, it may seem like he's not listening, but truth be told, he's always listening. Arguments and debates are his strong points (you can almost, never win.) He makes you smile, and laugh inadvertently- you don't even realise you're smiling, until he points it out with a magical, charming chuckle, in his voice. You feel like you could easily spend the rest of your life, in blissful contentment with him, even through the arguments, and the fights. In a nutshell, he's everything you've been looking for. They are also the most down right SEXY men you will every meet, they have tanned skin, hot abs, and last they have everything a girl with good taste for boys, would want...

Oh my f-ing god!! Did you see that Christopher Johnson!? He's soooo SEXY HOT! I could just go to be with him and fall in love with him a over again!

by Mason Ray Perkins October 21, 2017

Johnson

Slang for a dick

Jerry: damn, that girl has a fat ass.
Nick: yeah, it majes me want to rub my johnson.
Jerry: same bro.

by Larry, not jerry November 1, 2021

justin johnson

The best person you will ever meet especially on discord IM TELLING YOU THEY ARE THE BEST

"justin johnson is a great friend :D"

by The Grim Reaper.. August 28, 2022

Don Johnson

Sporting a suit (or sports) jacket with sleeve holes pushed up to the elbow region.

"Oh dear. My jacket makes me feel overdressed at this party."
"You can always Don Johnson it?

by Purring Pony October 29, 2024

colin johnson

Usually a gay male, who hides his sexuality. Likes avocados and silver dildos. Eats dick, but only on weekends. He wishes to be a engineer when older.

Dad : Hey bud what you doing

Colin Johnson : Definitely not being gay dad.

Dad : Ok love you son
Colin Johnson : BYE!

by Ripmelife May 12, 2018