New Jersey Turnpike

When a girl poops & sneezes with her eyes open while holding her breath.

Cheetah Candy be famous, yo. She can do a bangin' New Jersey Turnpike.

by Call Me Johnson August 13, 2016

Jersey Boys

An over the pants handjob.

"Hey Travis did you finally smash that girl??"
"Nah man she just gave me a jersey boys.."

by SoftCell February 3, 2017

new jersey

New Jersey is ..and im going to be real simple NJ is the best fckn state yo yea we say yo were not ashamed of what is said about us we enjoy all the haters if ur not from Jersey u wish u were we got the shore, best food places no other place in the country is better we love weed and have GREAT pizza shops and NO OTHER STATE THROWS WOOD PARTYS LIKE JERZY YO!!!

LOVE TO ALL MY JERSEY BROS

LONG LIVE THE 908!!!!!!!!!!!!

regular guy: "why are u soo amazing"?
guy from jersey :"cuz im from new jersey so get the fuck out my way bro!"

by Pr0uD J3rziAn August 31, 2010

new jersey

an abandon beer. An abandon beer that has too much beer to waste, but not enough to enjoy.

barmaid: what's with all these new jerseys on the table? Do any of these belong to anyone?

frat boy: I can't believe that there were exactly 27 new jerseys in the house! People need to keep track of their beers!

by Monique Ortiz April 2, 2004

Jersey Ass

loosely used term for store-bought bagged bread bought in New Jersey...a term primarily used by Ex-New Jersey Net's Dancers

"Litte Ree Ree...here two dollas .....go down da street fo'
mama...and pick up some bagged jersey ass for some samiches"

by Jake August 7, 2003

Jersey local

Someone who is from New Jersey and lives at the Jersey Shore all year around. The are jealous of the swag that the vacationers carry, because they have none. They usually get their girls stolen from them by shoobies and will do things like start some shit, and then run away from the fight. They pretend to be proud to be a local, but really its just a way to cover up their insecurities.

Jersey local says, "Fuckin shoobies littering on our beaches , and stealing my girlfriend, this is bullshit, gets me so mad i could throw a rock or some shit bra"

by SomeAnonymus September 6, 2010

jersey holsing

Jersey is a jerk and very dramatic. She starts a lot of drama just for her own amusement. She gets everything she wants but says she has nothing. People talk behind her back. People who are popular are usually her friends and people who are real are not. She doesn't respect anyone and will betray her friends.

She's a Jersey holsing.

by Hollow...its me June 14, 2017