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Corncob Jelly

Gelatinous film with bits of corn left on you member after having relations with a hillbilly woman in a corn field.
That girl left the biggest pool of corncob jelly in my front seat after I dropped her off at the Boars Nest.
by The bag man carl September 2, 2015
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sleepy time jelly

When you jerk off onto your pillow and got to sleep without wiping it up
Dude, I was watching porn and fell asleep. I woke up 10 minutes later and realized I was rolling in my sleepy time jelly
by GoEatShortsOffBartsbutt August 10, 2017
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Jelly

A bitch. 💕
You're so fucking jelly.
by ⓡⓘⓜⓢ November 30, 2019
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jellyed

Swinded, screwed over, cheated, lied to, stolen from
I got jellyed on that trade.
by Beerdeity September 21, 2016
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tommy jelly

the absolute sexiest guy. he has a amazing personality and is the sexiest guy in the world. he strictly dates sussy bakas. and likes girls 5+
Omg thats Tommy Jelly! Hes so sexy!
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Jelly sundae

A jelly sundae is when you and your friends book a night at a motel in Manhattan with a bath tub and proceed to fill the bathtub with smucker’s sugar free blueberry jelly in the bathtub to the brim and then have a 5 7/12 hour long orgy session in the bathtub no matter the gender , religion or race . This can be used as a group punishment.
“Hey jarred you down to have a jelly sundae with the boys later ? I will provide the jelly”
Or
Red team loses to blue team by 3 point , they are given the forfeit of a jelly sundae
by Cocksuckerpaul330 January 2, 2022
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Penis Butter Jelly Time

Ok I'll be honest. This phrase doesn't exactly have a meaning yet, but with the power of the internet we can keep on saying it randomly whenever we feel like it and it will eventually catch on and have a meaning of it's own.

It's Penis Butter Jelly Time, Bitch.
Normie: Hey John, what time is it?
Based: It's Penis Butter Jelly Time, Bitch.
by AnonymousPsycho1000 May 13, 2025
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