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Slam Jelly

Mmm Quite. Come on and Slam, and welcome to the Jelly.

Yes what a slam jelly

RIgHT QuiCK
by Big_Nibba December 14, 2017
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Jelly Belly

A fat unhealthy teen or woman who is jealous of a sexy thin and healthy teen or woman.

Jelly: jealous Belly: big belly

(Like a flag girl jockin a cheerleader)
Cindy:"Why is that fat bitch staring at you like that?"
Elle:"She's fat! She's just a jelly belly!"
by Eve4 May 28, 2022
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Penis Butter Jelly Time

Ok I'll be honest. This phrase doesn't exactly have a meaning yet, but with the power of the internet we can keep on saying it randomly whenever we feel like it and it will eventually catch on and have a meaning of it's own.

It's Penis Butter Jelly Time, Bitch.
Normie: Hey John, what time is it?
Based: It's Penis Butter Jelly Time, Bitch.
by AnonymousPsycho1000 May 13, 2025
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Jelly Beaning

To suck somebody's toes that have been dipped in sugar, honey or other sweet substance.
I was jelly beaning a bird last night, using melted Galaxy Minstrels.
by StoneyC August 20, 2018
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Jelly sundae

A jelly sundae is when you and your friends book a night at a motel in Manhattan with a bath tub and proceed to fill the bathtub with smucker’s sugar free blueberry jelly in the bathtub to the brim and then have a 5 7/12 hour long orgy session in the bathtub no matter the gender , religion or race . This can be used as a group punishment.
“Hey jarred you down to have a jelly sundae with the boys later ? I will provide the jelly”
Or
Red team loses to blue team by 3 point , they are given the forfeit of a jelly sundae
by Cocksuckerpaul330 January 2, 2022
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Sperm jelly

The sperm bubbles going down a shower drain
Sperm jelly are typically found in prison,navy or military showers where groups of men who only have alone time during this period so they all beat there meat and make groups of sperm jelly's slide to the drain
by Turtles23 May 23, 2018
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tommy jelly

the absolute sexiest guy. he has a amazing personality and is the sexiest guy in the world. he strictly dates sussy bakas. and likes girls 5+
Omg thats Tommy Jelly! Hes so sexy!
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