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Jordan Teixeira

My amazingly hot sexy husband....13 years younger and knows how to please his wife....over and over ....bad temper but it's kinda hot...tbh👿 hella sexy when he is playing games or Pokemon with our son...little bit of a asshole...but I'm kinda a bitch so it's a fair trade ....only man who knows how to handle me😘😘

MY DADDY 💋💋
ALSO YES HE HAS A HUGE DICK BUT IT'S MINE SO DONT FUCKING TOUCH......
by Mrs.JessicaAnnTeixeira October 16, 2020
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Luca Jordan-Viera

Luca Jordan-Viera was depressed for the 10th time that day
by Mr Picekle October 18, 2020
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Jordan

Jordan is the best little brother you can have he's very bad likes hitting people and likes to act cool in school he's a fish well that's what his siblings call him he's most likely to have a sister name jade and a brother name Joe Joe. Jordan is also very evil. He also gets all the girls and he's very hot
Who is that cute boy over there. That's definitely a Jordan
by Yoofav.queenjayyy March 25, 2017
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Jordan

A man with a massive cock and come pull any girl that he wants including he has awesome powers like superspeed, wolverine claws and superstrength and will also be a porn star when he's older and have sex with any Girl that he wants also don't trust Jordan because he will fuck your mum as hard as he can and then she will be obsessed and always invite him in and favour him over you
by Nazs70dz March 26, 2017
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Jordan

A beautiful stunning girl with a great personality. She can be fun,loving,sweet, and kind hearted. She can be a bitch when she needs to dhe also can be annoying but you still love her anyways
Omg see that girl over there named Jordan
by Aayeyooowyd April 6, 2017
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Jordan Weatherbee

"Do you think Jordan Weatherbee is gay?"
"No, I think he just likes dick in his ass."
by Fairytail guild member May 12, 2017
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