Funny Moments

Blonde Moments In My Life

Funny Moments : 1) Pulled a Door That Said Push. 2) Walked Into Glass French Doors. 3) Opened A Crisp Packet Upside Down 4) Got A Bowl In Stead Of A Cup 5) Opened The Bedroom Window To Choose What To Wear . 6)Brushed My Teeth With Hair Gel. 7)Put My Left Shoe On My Right Foot 8) My Friend Said "iv Lost a Few Pounds My Mams Going to Go Mad" And I Said "How Much Money Did She Give You ?" She Was In Hysterics I thought She Meant Money She Meant Pounds as In Weight.

by Shannon1243 December 30, 2010

Take a moment

When you are on Houseparty and you’re friend says something out of line, uncomfortable or just downright outrageous you may want to take a moment! Taking a moment involves going on mute and going on mute.

Cara: your mum is hot
Eilidh: wtf
Sean: I’m going to take a moment

by Glowstickgingercats May 9, 2021

lizard moment

When one person tells a story to another person and the person listening to the story completely ignores what the person is telling them, and just stands there, as a lizard would sticking its tongue out, unaware of any surroundings.

Charlie, I just had a lizard moment with that girl!

by KingCharles_IV July 29, 2012

hat moment

In the offices of a major imaging company lives a hat. On the hat is marked the word Twat in large embroidered letters.

If you have made a particularly stupid mistake in your work, you are made to wear the Twat Hat for an amount of time commensurate with the scale of the stupidity.

This has given rise to the phrase 'I've just had a Hat Moment' and similar.

'Hat moment - I've just shut down the wrong server.'

'Hat me.'

'Pass the hat, I've been a twat.'

by Cap'n B March 18, 2005

Wonder Moment

When two people are at a sleepover and they wake up at the same time the next morning.

Me and Becca had a wonder moment this morning, we both woke up next to each other at eight.

by lyssiepoo May 24, 2009

Dammit Moment

A moment by which you just realized you forgot something.

Dammit I forgot to use that coupon for a million dollars off! Dammit moment.

by JoeNJ2 August 24, 2010

Shaylee Moment

When you have an irrational feeling of annoyance with someone over something they have done or are doing.

Bro 1: Damn, I have that that kid is playing the barrier, he should stick to Alto.

Bro 2:Why do you have that bro?

Bro 1: IDK, I'm having a Shaylee moment.

by Shag-ragger October 29, 2018