A clutch pipe is someone who talks about cars and is generally obsessed with machinery but is not a mechanic. A person can also be a clutch pipe by going off on one about any subject that they know the other person doesn't know too much about.
by Clutchpipekilla September 4, 2014
Get the Clutch pipemug. by Glitchurr October 12, 2025
Get the Put your grandma in the pipe.mug. by intro291 March 7, 2021
Get the pipemug. by Nipple Cream Dealer June 10, 2019
Get the Pipemug. Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably under the influence of a pipe crack.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe cracker of the mind's doodie."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023
Get the Pipe Crackermug. by The hottest mom ever May 29, 2023
Get the Pipe Cleanermug. A concept that is Invented in one’s head, but in all actuality, has 0% chance of working-
This term is generally used when one meets their own fate “biting more than one can chew.”
A.K.A “Eyes Bigger Than Stomach Syndrome.”
This term is generally used when one meets their own fate “biting more than one can chew.”
A.K.A “Eyes Bigger Than Stomach Syndrome.”
Me: Man! That dude! He had a pipe dream that he could actually beat me!
Friend: (Witness)- Wow! He swallowed his own teeth!
Me: I expected more of a fight- I think he swallow his teeth-
Friend: (Witness)- Wow! He swallowed his own teeth!
Me: I expected more of a fight- I think he swallow his teeth-
by yourface019 January 10, 2021
Get the Pipe Dreammug.