by Dopest Definer November 24, 2019
A total lame ass that is usually doing stupid and/or retarded things.
See also: dumb fuck, ass hole, dumb shit, fuck face and stupid fuck.
See also: dumb fuck, ass hole, dumb shit, fuck face and stupid fuck.
Stan: Cartman, you're an ass sucker.
Cartman: What did you call me?
Stan: An ass sucker. You suck ass. You see an ass and you suck it. You're an ass sucker.
Cartman: What did you call me?
Stan: An ass sucker. You suck ass. You see an ass and you suck it. You're an ass sucker.
by koolkalifornia October 15, 2005
by William Dean A. Garner October 15, 2009
(adj). Something incomplete or downright lame, disappointing in its partial quality. Often a task given to a teenage student is done in a half-ass manner.
by Sasha Henke February 02, 2006
When a frat boy pours beer down the crack of his frat brother's ass while another frat boy drinks it. It's like a beer bong, but instead of a funnel and hose, you use some dude's ass.
Brock: Damn bro, we got wasted last night doing ass bongs!
Brody: I know! Can you believe we did the elephant walk?
Brody: I know! Can you believe we did the elephant walk?
by GrundleMaster9000 December 05, 2007
by Inovidable October 20, 2007
an ass of the goddesses, it is firm but yet soft to the touch, it makes any man's dick stand up as the grab it firmly, you will never want to touch any other ass if you ever get a chance to touch this one
"I touched Kat's ass the holy grail of asses"
"Dude after touching Kat's ass I'm never going to wash my hand again
"Dude after touching Kat's ass I'm never going to wash my hand again
by cough* November 18, 2004