Poor excuse for a human being

Donald Trump

Ew, don't be a Donald Trump. He's a poor excuse for a human being.

by faygogluttony September 23, 2016

Human Polenta-pede Burger

A Halloween-themed burger, comes with polenta

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Human Polenta-pede Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

human venus fly trap

When you fuckin a girl and when you almost finish she clinches her pussy, trapping you and forcing you to be her baby daddy.

Aye man were you with Keisha last night?
-Yeah man she gave me that human Venus fly trap

I'm so sorry bro...

by Kumpump June 22, 2016

Universal Declaration of Human Rights

Some bullshit document that nobody follows.

Random person: “I’m protected by the Universal Declaration of Human Rights!”
Random person: “Nobody’s watching so it doesn’t matter. Do you have any evidence to prove that whatever happened happened? You don’t? Well, that’s too bad for you.”

by Mo’Nique vs. Precious September 24, 2020

Human Torch That Ho

When you're fucking a girl, then light a match and burn her ass with it. She then screams and you say, "You just got human torched!"

"Did you human torch that ho last night?"

"Hell yeah dude, she's got a first degree burn on her ass now!"

by B-Rad 1992 March 2, 2009

milky tears of human love

Arcing jets of seaman

My lad was so happy to meet her it cried the milky tears of human love

by POWER B May 13, 2003

AP Human Geography exam

A test that only 2 people got a 5 on in my Title 1 school because everyone else that took it has room temperature IQ

Only 2 people passed the AP Human Geography exam

by PutinDRasputin October 19, 2022