It’s NOT ham!!!

An outburst of pure disgust unleashed when a normal situation in life completely bends you over without consent.

For example: like when you order a beautiful ham baguette and instead receive a tuna-soaked atrocity that smells like it’s been dragged through a fisherman’s jockstrap.

Used when something is SO wrong, SO offensive, that polite language packs its bags and leaves the country.

It’s not ham!!!

by Onesmartfella December 8, 2025

Go To Ham

Other Word For GTH

Letter Veh: Go To Ham!
Eggman: No Sheesher!

by Blake Lobo December 10, 2023

Diddling the Ham

Playing with christmas dinner in a sexual manner

Christmas dinner was ruined when José started diddling the ham

by Thehamdiddler December 14, 2025

slapping the hams

When you and your girl are going at it and it creates a slapping sound

What were you guys doing back there? Slapping the hams?

by Burlin August 5, 2021

Ham

so ham ham ham ham
Ham means lewd in cantonese

This Person is so ham his mom chay.

by Totoki July 13, 2021

Hams

Whispers mumbling soft

Can you Hams a little

by 4192006 April 23, 2018

Ma’am Ham

Proper way to speak about a ladies nether region

Would you care for some Ma’am ham?

by Leanie Meanie February 17, 2024