A person who is some what mentally stable, but could easily get triggered. A good person at heart. Usually a bus or truck driver. Shakes their legs and has lot and has crippling anxiety. A Hot Ass Mess.(HAM)
I love talking to Jacob, he’s such a HAM dude.
I had to go check on my sister last night, she’s such a ham right now.
Sorry dude my house is a Ham right now bro.
I had to go check on my sister last night, she’s such a ham right now.
Sorry dude my house is a Ham right now bro.
by Jmoney93 November 8, 2020
Get the HAMmug. 
Ham Wireless : The Act of being Ham fisted while surfing Grumble media when one is on the loo with an Intel centrino wifi laptop(or similar).
See also : Ham fisted , Grumble
See also : Ham fisted , Grumble
Jimmy P was caught Ham Wireless the other day by his mum, she thought he was struggling with his bowel movements but he was actually struggling with himself!!!!
by Chris Kendall December 13, 2007
Get the Ham Wirelessmug. by InvaderInvader February 20, 2024
Get the Ham Assmug. A Weiner-Ham couple in essence is a relationship where a man dates an older woman and a woman dates a younger man. The reason this couple dates out of their age group is because they are both too desperate to find anyone their own age. The man is called the "weiner" and the woman is called the "ham".
A Weiner-Ham Couple can be seen in an example where a boy who is 15 dates a woman who is 18, but won't go out with any other girls who are 15 or below his age. The 18 year old girl also cant get any men her age and abides to go out with this man.
by Don Dukas March 7, 2008
Get the Weiner-Ham Couplemug. lil Johnny- Did you see ham last weekend?
marshaka- who?
Lil Johnny- you know, Erin, Alisha, Reilly, Sarah, Henry and Bekah?
Marshaka- oh shit yeah- they're cool AF!!
marshaka- who?
Lil Johnny- you know, Erin, Alisha, Reilly, Sarah, Henry and Bekah?
Marshaka- oh shit yeah- they're cool AF!!
by hamlord3000 June 4, 2015
Get the HAMmug. by Tyym October 26, 2022
Get the got ham chessmug.