gloup

This is what cats do when they claw into you whilst you are petting them.

The cat commenced it's, most annoying, glouping of my leg; whilst I was petting it.

by D.B.C. July 2, 2004

Oscar the grouch

As Mantoothe began trying to settle down with a woman by the name of Julian Laockland, who was a woman from the slums of England, he ran into a snag. His mother, who had grown acustomed to the lifestyle of the rich forbade him to marry the beautiful, yet poor, Julian. This
Threw Oscar into a frenzy. He left his home, and money, and married Julian, never to see his mother again. He then eventually moved to the US (with his new wife and newer child, and became a hobo) and began his acting career. Making music along the way with hits such as "I'm Here to stay, in my garbage can", "Go fuck yourself Old York", and "I hate england". After living on the streets, gaining a new house from the music industry, he developed a sickness commonly known as "The Green Night", scientifically, known from the book of Terahaut Shillo Nextia, is known as Halifax Jinxed Grennhaim. Translated by

Frankie Two Tone as "The Green Wolf Syndrom", the doctors said there was nothing they could do. He would eventually be covered with green hair all over his body. There was a plus to this, they said he would live longer than any one else. Thousands of years. He became very sick one day and as the weeks passed he became fully covered in hair. His wife and now three children took very good care of him. And now he plays the Grouch part on Sesame Street. He is still very much alive. And yes, he is only in character as the Grouch. He actually a very Pleasent soul to live with. And in an interview he has this to say "I thank my beautiful wife and my beautiful children for keeping me alive. Even though they have passed on, I still love them." His family passed on and now he is a grouch from time to time, but he trys to stay loving because his wife always was. And his kids would have hated to see him grouchie.

He was a loving and devoted father and husband.

by Kick ass action kung fu grippin bastard ass July 30, 2004

gropish

an individual's intense desire to grope another individual's body with any and all appendages

Jackson was feeling quite gropish and therefore fulfilled and satiated his desire by groping and carressing Chris' left buttock.

by keeekeee March 7, 2009

malibooby groping

when you threaten to grab their booby but then grab both knee caps and squeeze very tightly and rough and scream "I'VE GOT YOUR MALIBOOBIES!" and then laugh until you end up grabbing the actual boobs because you became friends with bennifits. Rory is the intelligent person that eats Chinese and everyone's maliboobies, he created this and Jaron and Hayley were there to witness it for the first time

some guy name rory: i'm gonna grab your boobies!
some random chick or man (we don't judge) "NOOOOO"
rory: "HAHA I have your MAIIBOOBIES!"
malibooby groping

by billy Annon April 24, 2019

That's Groping

Something that's not to your liking.

"We didn't catch one fish all night, That's Groping."

My friend and I were running late for a concert and he said, "That's Groping."

by Fisherman Dave April 18, 2019

crosseyed groupie

A person, usually female, who attempts to seduce musicians in hopes that their "beauty" will be seen despite their crazy eyes.

Mang, that crosseyed groupie sure was persistant!

by Caffine Overdose April 19, 2004

[kissin' n gropin']

a relationship stage betweeen two people that occurs when they are more than acquaintances, such as beyond the stage of 'talking', yet are unable to admit they are 'dating'

we are kissin' n gropin' because we are friends with benefits

by browniepoints007 June 1, 2006