Neck goblin

THE GIRL IN THE HALLS GRABBING PEOPLES NECKS SHES A HORROR CREATURE

You never know when The Neck Goblin is coming

by John Caspar December 3, 2025

Doom Goblin

Doom Goblin: Is someone who, much like Greta Thunberg, is perceived as consistently focusing on negative outcomes and emphasizing worst-case scenarios. Often, they are viewed as spreading pessimism and fear, sometimes overshadowing balanced perspectives and potential solutions. The term captures individuals who, by their constant negativity, can influence public perception and amplify gloom.

Lee: Bruv, you seen the news? Greta Thunberg poured green dye in the water in Venice and got banned for it! LOL.
Frank: I saw that! bruv the news was calling her a Doom Goblin LOL.
Lee: Alot of these Gen Z, love policing everyone. They’re not about having fun and a laugh, and enjoying there youth like we did bruv LOL they love rules and doom and gloom .
Frank: Init bruv. LOL .
Lee: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese December 28, 2025

ugc goblin

people who collect free ugcs and are so unemployed that they should get a job.

person 1: bro I luv collecting free ugcs!
person 2: you are just a ugc goblin buddy, go get a job!

by cnuajikiuik,i8 January 11, 2026

inhibit the glint

Expressing the need to shave ones taint, or to hang out with someone who's a bad mother.

Dave would rather inhibit the glint than go to a club.

by jungleheat October 7, 2004

grip the goblin

A term for masturbation, but in a much desired sense. As if youve needed it all your life.

Jackson:(man taylor looked so good earlier. When i get home i need to grip the goblin,till i carpet burn!

by Drippyness June 30, 2018

glide and glint

(v.)
1. The ability to change people's minds about pre-judgments they may have meeting you.

(n.)
1. The feeling of fairy dust on you.

1. Everyone assumed that since I had a famous family, I'd make a sex tape. So I had to glide and glint to prove that I am not a Kardashian.
2. I feel, like, a serious glide and glint whenever I sleep over at Peter Pan's house.

by esandel August 26, 2018

Paul J Gelinas Junior High School

worst school ever
sexist principal
fuck you

it cant be used since its a fucked up school Paul J Gelinas Junior High School

by royal_fuck_up December 4, 2019