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Poison fruit

Like Jello shots, Poison fruit is a creative and delicious way to have fun with alcohol shots. The basic concept is simple: Fruit that is left in flavored vodka, coated in white sugar, then dipped again in a different flavor vodka.

Usually strawberries, pineapple or watermelon pieces are best to use because of their harder exterior and juicy interior.

What you do is take pieces of fruit, soak them in fruit-flavored vodka (The best flavors to compliment the fruit are Coconut Rum, Watermelon, Raspberry, Mango, Strawberry and Cherry flavored vodkas) for about an hour and a half. Then, take the fruit out and heavily coat them in sugar for a couple minutes. Finally, tick a toothpick in it and quickly dip the whole thing in a DIFFERENT flavored vodka to compliment the other. And voila!! Poison fruit!
"Man did you try that poison fruit at jason's party?"
"Hell yea raspberries with watermelon and coconut vodka, they were good! It snuck up on me later!
by partyevenharder June 8, 2011
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Bean Bag Fruit

A moldy substance ( Usually white in color but can also be brown black or gray) found on either side of a mans testicles or under them. This usually smells a little like fish or sweat and will not go away until washed properly.
Dude I had some serious Bean bag fruits after not showering when we went camping.
by Bigwhite May 25, 2012
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Artificial Fruit

A straight man who acts gay. He has many platonic female friends, he may do theater or dance, and generally gives off a gay vibe BUT he likes chicks.

Opposite: Bromosexual
Bro 1: You does John have a boy friend?
Bro 2: Nah, man he's artificial fruit.
Bro 3: No shit?
by ASDFLKJFDSOASFNAS October 3, 2013
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Halifax County Fruit Basket

Insertion of various fruits into the vagina (or anus) .
That girls a freak. She wasn’t eating all the bananas, she was making a Halifax County Fruit Basket.
by DimeNring August 9, 2025
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fruit blow-up

when you wrap fruit roll up on your man’s peenar and you proceed to give him a blowjob while simultaneously sucking the fruit roll up and his soul 8====D <(;
me: guess what i did last night

friend: what?

me: i tried the fruit blow-up on him
friend: oh my gawwwshhh gurl how’d you like that?
me: it was so so good and fun you should try it sometime!

friend: i definitely will, did he like it?
me: yes he said it was amazeballs!!!!!! (and would use as a condom)
by bluhjubpwincess45chromies March 25, 2025
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fruit winder

a traditional British delicacy sourced from glucose, concentrate fruit flavourings and children's toe fungus
"Can I try some of your Kellogg's Fruit Winder?"
"No."
by _thetruetea February 23, 2019
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bra-fruit

A woman's breasts. Especially the big variety of breasts.
It's easy to notice the yummy large bra-fruit on some women, especially when they wear
those low cut blouses that show all that cleavage unashamed and flirtatious.
by Wa11ar00 October 3, 2018
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