imaginary friend

Usually as a result of not having much or any friends in reality, your mind creates an imaginary friend. Even the creator of an imaginary friend cannot see them, unless if they are on LSD, or just hallucinogenic. You're not nessecarily "crazy" if you have one.

You can just talk to them in your mind, they can think for you sometimes, you can ask them for advice or ask them to decide which movie you want to rent tonight. You can get into arguments with them, and you can have intelligent conversations with them.

But...

You can't kill them.

They might slowly fade away in time... but... I don't know...

Yeah.

Also.

You can completely change into your imaginary friend. Sad I know.

Some people have imaginary friends.

imaginary friend by Keael January 7, 2006

Side Friend 

Someone you only call when your real friends are busy.

I was really bored, so I hung out with my side friend.

Side Friend by mike937 May 4, 2016

Beat friend 

A beat friend is someone that won’t ask a question when you take a “ten minute break” or when you get a “snack”. They know exactly what your doing but won’t say anything about it because they so the same things. Y’all both know y’all masturbating but won’t say anything and has complete understanding

Conrad:yo Brandon I need a ten minute break sharon just sent me nudes

Brandon:imma take a ten minute break too

Conrad: man we beat friends aren’t we

Brandon:Hell yeah we are

Beat friend by Bicboibrandon June 4, 2019

Best Friend Forever 

A best friend forever is someone who will never leave no matter how much you want them to sometimes. A best friend forever is a person who loves you so much you already know that your kids will be best friends when you're older. You always have each other's backs when something comes up. You show up at their house whenever. Lastly, no matter how far away you are from each other, you are always helping each other when one of you needs something.

She's my Best Friend Forever and I love her

Best Friend Forever by JHDSGUHFHGFUGSFSYFGSHFJGS August 1, 2019

Best-Friend 

A person you could look up to, whenever your down. You could always rely on them, trust them, and cry on them. No matter how hurt you are inside, they make you laugh and smile. When they move away, you cry, and feel as if you die, inside. Your heart feels like it lost a part. But when they appear, you say "OMFG.". And you run to them like a automobile. Exchanging hugs, and this is what she tells you" I missed you so much, so I had to come back." And of course, you had, a tear, and a smile, again. You can never let go of them, and never give them away. Because if you do, you'll regret that moment.

Allison: Hey Best-Friend!

Jamie: No she's my-best friend!

Allison: SHUT UP BIOTCH!

*Fight...*

*Best-friend comes...*

Best-friend: WDF.

Best-Friend by Rawr-means-Iluveyou-In-Dino April 25, 2010

Weed friend

Friend(s) that only hang out with you to split the bill on the cannabis your buying. Then they leave after buying or smoking.
A weed friend is not a real friend, more an associate, and probably cares little about you. If it's not on the topic of money or drugs he won't be interested in anything you have to say.
Try to find better friends.

Ex: My weed friend, Oscar, only hangs out with me if I have 5 down on it.

Weed friend by DomeSyndrome August 26, 2013

Short friend 

A short friend is a lovely person. They're cute and kind of talkative and have many friends. People thinks your short friend is cute because they can't reach and they're quite funny and loveable. They've probably been in a dark place before so they're either emotional or very sensitive or just neither. You take care of your short friend because some might be a pussy but some not really. If you have a short friend people will tease them a lot and if they're mostly a girl will probably blush a lot as well, don't take them for grant, take care of them.

Daniel: hi short friend

Short friend: boy if you don't

Short friend by AHHHHHpeople.com November 4, 2019