Evan

a fucking retard who will try to rape you but his penis is too small

Evan: *tries to rape me*
Me: why is there a shrimp in my backside

by ballsweatdrinker October 2, 2024

Evan

The biggest fucking asshole whose dick is the size of a tic-tac and always puts on and extra small condom when it's cold outside.

Me: oh shit it's Evan
You: yeah

by Buddafinga October 4, 2024

Elvanisha

Beautiful intelligent and kind creative person

Elvanisha is wonderful gift from God

by Elvanisha January 27, 2025

Evan Hansen

A term used when you climb up a tree to watch the sunset and fall down. It becomes a full Ecan Hansen when you fall all alone

Masha:do you know why Annie isn't here today?
Palak:yeah, she pulled a Full Evan Hansen
Masha:I told her not to climb trees

by That boleyn girl January 23, 2026

Evan

A 12 Foot monsterous beast who is younger than everyone you know. He is a gentle and cheery guy that can turn feral in a second. Usually an immigrant it goes to a different school.

"We're here and we're all on a great motiv"
"And Evan"

by Close_your_mouth_when_you_chew March 2, 2026

Evan

An evan, is a super annoying person who stands next to your group not saying a word but, randomly blurting out an insult and trying to trip you.

"Shut up evan you annoying dude"

by Ayoo_Frankie February 16, 2025

Evanceline

An Artistic girl that draws a lot, may or may not be on the spectrum, enjoys drinking milk and is a connoisseur for food. It is impossible to make an Evanceline angry or annoyed. If you ever befriend an Evanceline, you will have a very super happy interesting time.

Evanceline is weird

by green worm February 20, 2025