Dirty Decklin

Fingering and choking your girl whilst she is deep throating you.

Guy 1: “Hey, I saw Joseph give his wife a dirty Decklin last night”
Guy 2: “Why did you watch?”

by Garlic Tea November 14, 2021

Tip dicking

When two males have raging hardons and are in sync with eachother that they start thinking the same. In bed their touching tips.

Man, Lucino and David keep sending the same meme at the same time!

Bro they’re probably tip dicking

by ElTitotote August 23, 2021

Counter-dickin

Counter-dickin is the art of having sex on top of a counter

"I was counter-dickin my girl last night and let me tell you it turned into slippin slide"

by Entity 233 September 7, 2021

green desking

Doing school and/or office work outside

E.g at a park

My boss came in today and encourage me to try green desking at least once this week

by Ruby_E01 October 18, 2021

Rubber Ducking

The act of rationalizing unprotected sex/not using a condom when one or both parties are not ready for a child.

When we got back from dinner, it was getting hot and heavy fast. The thought crossed my mind to grab a condom, but I figured there was no harm in doing it one time without protection. I was rubber ducking for like 20 minutes in my head.

by Thee Big D December 16, 2021

Glory Docking

Getting docked, through a glory hole.

The boys couldn't wait to knock off work and get down to Andy's for a good glory docking.

by Professor Alec December 20, 2021

Socially Decline

Social decline, let’s say it’s spring break. A whole week you can spend chilling with your friends. You cant see your friends. One’s phone broke, you don’t know the other’s phone number, etc. You’re online friends are doing chores, on the plane, perhaps playing with their sibling, or you ran out of ideas to talk to them about.. but you still wanna talk to someone, yet you can’t. So you just play games and eat by yourself all day and do anything to keep yourself busy. You are socially declining and are turning into a hobbit.

Person 1: “Man, spring break was so fun!”
Person 2: “Yeah, I got a little bored though.”
Person 3: “i ate and slept and played video games all day. i was so socially declined.”

by HamiltonTheMusical April 2, 2022