A young male with no common sense usually spends his days violently masterbating or playing video games. He only thinks about himself and thinks he's "the shit". He spends a very little time working out thinking that it will make a huge difference. He drinks pussy powder by the gallon and enjoys putting miscellaneous objects into his ass. He is a down right dirty and usless like some crotches.
by Gargles June 14, 2017
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Get the crotch guzzler mug.1. A potatoe chip that has sat in your lap, being covered by fat which you then eat.
2. A lover who does nothing except sit on your crotch or play with it.
2. A lover who does nothing except sit on your crotch or play with it.
by ChewyProductions December 5, 2017
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Get the Crotch Held Device mug.Having dump crotch is when your crotch area literally smells like a sweaty dump. This is achieved by intense body sweating in and of the area typically caused by exercise. Dump crotch is not to be confused with poor hygiene or other scent related issues with the crotch region.
My god I sweat so hard during that Beachbody 80 Day Obsession workout; oh, DAMN I stink, I got dump crotch!
by EaglesGirl#12 March 14, 2018
Get the dump crotch mug.When a person male or female positions their body to have their crotches viewed by others in person, or on camera.
During last night's match the female wrestler should have faced disqualification for excessive crotching.
by 4amigos February 16, 2017
Get the Crotching mug."Did you see how hot that chick was? I'm sure she has a nice crotch-crop growing on her Facebook Messenger!"
by Sam Manion June 12, 2016
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