cape

jacket or coat

by ekopols July 11, 2003

cape girls

fun, the preppiest, easy-going chill girls, that live to have a good time, party, and hang at the beach. they live for lilly pulitzer, polo, and lacoste, and vacation on nantucket,and martha's vineyard. although the summer seasons are tough with the streets JAM PACKED with tourists, they still find ways to live up the summers on the cape!!whether its chilling at the beach, or drinking and lovin the house party's, they have fun. they shop at the sweetest places on the cape-mashpee commons, main street hyannis, or anywhere in nantucket or martha's vineyard. using words like "wicked" and "pissa" cape girls are sexy, fun. energetic, and unlike any others!!

jaime-hey i feel the need to splurge, lets get on the island queen and spend the day on the vineyard.
caitlyn-yea! that sounds like wicked fun!! i need a new lilly shirt too.
jaime-its nice out and it will be like WICKED tourist packed though

by cape girl August 30, 2005

carpet muncher

someone who eats pussy, to eat out; muff diver; one who eats cunt; one who chooses to sample tuna

I have a small dick, so I please my daughter by being a carpet muncher

by Philosopha April 10, 2006

carpet muncher

The Act of munching on a hairy girls pubes.

John:holy shit doug, get a load of mikes girlfriend she's so big, fat, and hairy.
Doug:yeah, you can sure tell mike is a carpet muncher.

by Despicable M3 July 27, 2010

the carpenter

Add:

1 cup of queer
2 cups of metro (this includes shopping at american eagle, gap, etc.)
1 tbsp denial
1 large ass dildo
2 of the gayest friends ever

and you get a Ross

"Stop acting like 'The Carpenter' and just come out already."

by Mal Mal August 17, 2006

crapes

-The only word that should rhyme with grapes.

-the hideously anorexic monster from pan's labyrinth, also refered to as "pans labyrinth monster".

oh my god Crapes please dont eat me i'll just buy you more grapes.

that paris looks like she has crapes

by crapes fuker January 22, 2008

cape

Another word for Thomas Ross Turner of Ghostland Observatory.

gal A: The cape really create the sound, so cool!! He's my type.
gal B: Yeah, never seen a guy like him. I'm kinda have a fangirl crush too.

by Chameleon Diaz October 9, 2008