A trick performed on a mountain bike or stunt bike where instead of properly landing a jump or bailing off, the rider lands ass first on the rear tire while the bicycle is still in motion, causing the rear tire tread to grind into the helpless rider's asshole as the bike slowly comes to a stop.
"Raul tried to hit that nasty tabletop jump at the bottom of the hill, but the dipshit half chickened out mid jump and ended up doing a coffee grinder instead! What a shithead!"
by BenEvolutioN April 5, 2022
Get the Coffee Grindermug. Most highly anticipated streamer of all time, Cam Weeny, also known as “Cameron Jones” strives to make the world a better place. He is sponsored by many cologne companies due to that being his staple of entertainment. Many companies such as WD-40 Bug Spray and Buggers Delight are usually known as his pillars of support. He is also known as one of the popular speedrunners that have completed “Scrat’s Nutty Adventure” in under 15 minutes.
Viewer: “I love using my WD-40 Bug Spray”
Clay Coffee: “Well I’ll give you my yearly customer discount!”
Clay Coffee: “Well I’ll give you my yearly customer discount!”
by Clay Coffee June 10, 2024
Get the Clay Coffeemug. by Moltenfoxy October 28, 2022
Get the Sweet coffeemug. Codeword for a beer in a to-go coffee cup. Used by a bartender’s friends or local alcoholics who want to drink a beer on their next commute.
Customer: “hey bartender can you slide me a Philadelphia Coffee.”
Bartender: “ quiet man, the manger is on to me giving you these.”
Bartender: “ quiet man, the manger is on to me giving you these.”
by Hunteranger May 31, 2021
Get the Philadelphia Coffeemug. by FuckWiddIt December 9, 2013
Get the just like coffeemug. by Yeovah's Ass March 27, 2020
Get the Coffee Table Friendmug. by arandomplatypus February 22, 2015
Get the Coffee Groundingmug.