The boner champ

Something that to most is not a real thing, kind of like santa or the Easter bunny. But me brea rt an julie know the truth that he is real

Sara- justin do what I say I'm bossy
Justin- but Mike the boner champ
Sara- that's not real

Justin, brea, julie, and rt all look at eachother and wink cause they know the truth. Mike is the boner champ

by Tainty McBalls February 16, 2021

Women's Championship

The only championship that separates Shawn Michaels of being the most famous wrestler.

I wish Michaels could compete with Trish.

by Anonymous November 2, 2003

pink champagne

a whorish woman going down on a guy after he just earned his red wings, and she sucks him off and swallows it all. The blood mixes with the cum to make pink champagne.

That bitch just sucked off my bloody cock and had pink champagne.

by Bryan to the K November 5, 2007

champ

Someone who loves to sneak around.
And play games with friends.
Also loves to be humped
And could eventually be gay in the future.

1.) Hey that champ loves to sneak around.

by wordson94 November 2, 2008

champagne breakfast

When you are sleeping somewhere other than at your house, a champagne breakfast is the act of urinating in a woman's mouth when she is asleep. If you miss her mouth, the act is a golden shower Of course, you wouldn't want to do this at your house, because you don't want to piss on your own bed.

Last weekend, I picked up a chick at the bar and took her over to my buddy's house and we hooked up. In the morning, I woke up first and she was sleeping with her mouth open. So, I gave her a champagne breakfast.

by Brian Lyons December 3, 2007

the great Chimpopo

The alltime sureame ruler of the Poopo Noono people

I worship the Great Chimpopo

by linkzcat April 12, 2005

Breakfast of Champions

Mars bar & a coke for breakfast - either through necessity (that's all there is), bone idleness or complete indifference to your body's nutritional requirements

He did not have time to eat before he left the house so popped into the shop for a breakfast of champions on the way in.

by PaulF October 4, 2006