cheese-shredder

Sponge ruiner.

I have a cheese-shredder at home, which is its positive name. They don't call it by its negative name, which is sponge-ruiner. Because I wanted to clean it, and now I have little bits of sponge that would melt easily over tortilla chips...

by Irving Washington April 2, 2003

Cheese Pie

The act of deliberately making a false statement, in the hope someone will correct you, so you can then shout 'Cheese pie!'

"I love that When You're Gone song by Bryan Adams and Mel B", "errrr actually it was Bryan Adams and Mel C", "Cheese pie"

by CLARENCE69 July 7, 2011

Cheese Danish

The gonorrheal juices of Hamlet.

Eww, this cheese danish is horrifying!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 27, 2003

Drunk on Cheese

To be so inebriated with cheese or cheese products that you have no control over your own actions and are not responsible for any harm caused to others.

"Beth is so drunk on cheese, I think she's going to punch that baby!"

by Your Boogie Man January 9, 2006

Hamburger with cheese

When a vagina has an obscene amount of extra skin, it slightly resembles a quarterpounder with cheese.

Damn Gina, I never ordered a hamburger with cheese, why didnt you warn me about your monster clam?

by Buzzzzzzzzzz August 10, 2006

say cheese

Probably came from an inexperienced photographer asking what to say.

Photographer: "What am I supposed to say?"
Person in picture: "Say cheese" (as in a cheesy joke)
Photographer: "Say 'cheese'!"

by Prometh October 3, 2006

bro cheese

Male ejaculant, semen

dude why'd you bro cheese on me!?

by cheese hammer May 7, 2008