buttered cactus

When a guy is so hairy, his dick grows side-burns. Shaving often leaves stubble behind making it feel like a cactus inside your vagina.

Man, old man Jenkins was rockin a serious buttered cactus last night.
Thing was rough!

by ThiccBoi Jenkins April 22, 2018

Bull Butter

References anything that is incorrect, inaccurate, repulsive; unattractive. preposterous, absurd, corrupt or depraved. Actions that have been given little thought ; Pertains to bad ideas, shoddy workmanship or a slack work ethic. Replaces the expletive Bullshit.

I gave specific instructions on how to rezone the parking lot and it's all wrong! What in the Bull Butter have y'all been doing?

by Sandralicious February 28, 2020

the butters approach

When a man or child pulls his pants down to his ankles while at a urinal in the men's toilets.

Cartman-"Ah yes the Butters approach"
Butters-"What's that?"

Dude 1 "He's taking the Butters approach"
Dude 2 "He needs to grow up!"

by Semi_Revolutinary August 18, 2019

Knap Butter

The conglomeration of greasy substance that builds up between the ass cheeks after a particularly long day and resembles the smell of a shart. Occurs most often after it has been greater than 8 hours since a shower and is one of the substances to be removed whilst participating in a hooker shower.

"Girl, I had so much knap butter in my crack last night my thong was greasy!"

by shuddddders October 7, 2009

utter butter

Butter from the utter

He needs some milk, and some utter butter

by HolyDuckinShip April 5, 2017

Olive butter

A person that's full of Fake Bullshit.

Don't become an olive butter .

by Peniswrinkles December 6, 2016

butter sandwich

butter applied between slices of bread

I had a butter sandwich for breakfast today

by psyherin December 18, 2017