by Tyler_spees May 28, 2019
Get the Koter boatmug. by RD aka LB July 1, 2017
Get the darnell boatmug. a treesh on a boat is a when a treesh (commonly paraphrased to a cheating whore), is caught in the middle of a group of guys who have extreme sexual urges towards her. She is in a relationship but is "on a boat" from her floating around from homie to homie within the group. The most alpha in the group will crack her at the end of the night and thus put an end to the treesh floating around and toying with the boys.
Oh my god, look at Katie over there. She's in relationship and talking to all those guys so flirty. She is acting like a total treesh on a boat.
by PocketPahouds July 22, 2025
Get the treesh on a boatmug. Johnny: "I'm gonna go Boat Fucking"
Jeremy: "Is that when you fuck boats."
Johnny: "I swear if you're actually that dense I'll screw you instead"
Jeremy: "Is that when you fuck boats."
Johnny: "I swear if you're actually that dense I'll screw you instead"
by bucket of swagger December 13, 2017
Get the Boat Fuckingmug. by geeked girl June 2, 2025
Get the Boatmug. 
Used to announce the arrival of fresh, hot fried rice, usually just off a ship or cooking line. A way to signal something amazing, steamy, and worth dropping everything for.
Origin – The Chronicles of Steam and Salt (circa 603 CE)
Legend holds that during the reign of Emperor Gǔ Tán of the Jade Coast, the empire faced a culinary famine. The emperor, a devout lover of wok-fried rice, decreed that no grain of mediocre rice shall be served within the palace walls.
He summoned the Seven Rice Alchemists, legendary chefs who sailed eastward in gilded boats to find the perfect grain, seasoned wind, and wok flame. After three lunar cycles, they returned—bearing not just rare spices and golden grains, but vats of fried rice so fragrant, the emperor wept into his beard.
As the boats docked, steam rose like incense, and the people cried:
“Fresh off the boat!”
(“Rice from the boat, heaven’s aroma descends.”)
The phrase passed into legend, later used by dock workers, food smugglers, and ravenous poets whenever something too good to be local came in hot.
Fun Fact:
During a 1986 noodle festival in Macau, a fried rice vendor was fined for yelling “Fresh off the boat!” too many times during a single hour. It was later ruled a protected phrase by the Culinary Heritage Bureau.
Origin – The Chronicles of Steam and Salt (circa 603 CE)
Legend holds that during the reign of Emperor Gǔ Tán of the Jade Coast, the empire faced a culinary famine. The emperor, a devout lover of wok-fried rice, decreed that no grain of mediocre rice shall be served within the palace walls.
He summoned the Seven Rice Alchemists, legendary chefs who sailed eastward in gilded boats to find the perfect grain, seasoned wind, and wok flame. After three lunar cycles, they returned—bearing not just rare spices and golden grains, but vats of fried rice so fragrant, the emperor wept into his beard.
As the boats docked, steam rose like incense, and the people cried:
“Fresh off the boat!”
(“Rice from the boat, heaven’s aroma descends.”)
The phrase passed into legend, later used by dock workers, food smugglers, and ravenous poets whenever something too good to be local came in hot.
Fun Fact:
During a 1986 noodle festival in Macau, a fried rice vendor was fined for yelling “Fresh off the boat!” too many times during a single hour. It was later ruled a protected phrase by the Culinary Heritage Bureau.
by guy laughing June 7, 2025
Get the fresh off the boatmug.