bed rotting

bed rotting is a depression trait where you stay in bed for days; weeks even. its not ‘watching tiktok and netflix’ its starving laying in bed for hours and days and weeks while garbage and bugs lay on the floor because you can’t physically make yourself get up

person 1 ‘why haven’t you been out’
person 2 ‘sorry, i’m bed rotting, i can’t get up.’

by signed- yours truly, the whale August 1, 2024

Bed

1. Countable noun.
A bed is a piece of furniture where you go to crash after a night of debauchery, or where you wake up with a hangover and regret the choices you made. You know, the place where dreams go to die and where you might find a random sock or two from last weekend's escapades.

Example: "I woke up in my bed, surrounded by empty bottles and last night's mistakes."

by Dan_78653 January 3, 2025

shook the bed

Theoretically getting Fucked or Fucked over.

You shouldn't have Shook the Bed on me.

by Ether April 5, 2023

Bed Bug Express

A hotel you book when you are on a budget or only need a hotel to get sleep and nothing else.

Person 1: I am getting too tired to drive anymore tonight.
Person 2: Check and see if there is a Bed Bug Express on one of these exits.

by Pointman411 February 26, 2023

Bed Gypsy

A person who will have sexual relationships with some one just to have a roof over their head when things get tough in life and then move on to the next victim of love.

It was a few weeks after our brake up that she/he moved in with her/his new lover. The Bed Gypsy lied for two years saying “I Love You.” Then on to the next bed.

by Liljoe6981 June 23, 2022

Hot dog in bed

What do you think?

Hi hot dog in bed

by Derajcannon July 13, 2021

Dead bed energy

Refers to someone who clearly doesn't know how to liven up a bedroom, since body-shaming is so last year. You can't choose your body, but you can always choose how you use it. Plus, it's gender-neutral. The counterpart to this is "frisky bed energy".

Erica: "So Brad thinks that women are only good for sex, cooking, and cleaning."

Janet: "Eww. Dump him. That is some dead bed energy."

by TulipKitten November 1, 2021