monday moment

A moment of dis organization or confusion, perhaps caused by being hungover from the weekend, or just generally frazzled from the first day in a work week. Occurs on Mondays at the office when a general lapse in facade is made, during a period (at work) when your supposed to be professional.

I can't believe it! I completely dropped the ball and forgot to send RSVP for that meeting! I completely screwed up that whole project as a result. I hate these monday moments I have. Thank god tomorrow's tuesday.

by The Immaculate Geisbrecht July 20, 2010

lizard moment

When one person tells a story to another person and the person listening to the story completely ignores what the person is telling them, and just stands there, as a lizard would sticking its tongue out, unaware of any surroundings.

Charlie, I just had a lizard moment with that girl!

by KingCharles_IV July 29, 2012

Dammit Moment

A moment by which you just realized you forgot something.

Dammit I forgot to use that coupon for a million dollars off! Dammit moment.

by JoeNJ2 August 24, 2010

Wonder Moment

When two people are at a sleepover and they wake up at the same time the next morning.

Me and Becca had a wonder moment this morning, we both woke up next to each other at eight.

by lyssiepoo May 24, 2009

hat moment

In the offices of a major imaging company lives a hat. On the hat is marked the word Twat in large embroidered letters.

If you have made a particularly stupid mistake in your work, you are made to wear the Twat Hat for an amount of time commensurate with the scale of the stupidity.

This has given rise to the phrase 'I've just had a Hat Moment' and similar.

'Hat moment - I've just shut down the wrong server.'

'Hat me.'

'Pass the hat, I've been a twat.'

by Cap'n B March 18, 2005

Hamblin moment

When a person of autistic behaviours commits a very idiotic or aspergers related act. Typically done by the man the moment was named after, Hamblin.

Jake: fucking hell
Charles: what?
Jake: I just came all over my wall and now it’s all dried up and you can smell it from outside
Charles: absolute Hamblin moment

by Absolute buffoonery January 31, 2021

Glitcher Moment

When someone does something of stupidity after repeatedly being requested not to.

Person 1 - Wow, this voice call is really fun!
Person 2 - Yeah, I agree, we should play some games sometime!
Person 3 - Hey guys, can I screenshare?
Person 1 - No, please don’t, i’m running a graphic-intensive game right now.
Person 3 - Ok, i’ll screenshare.
Person 1 - What the fuck, why is my game crashing?!
Person 3 - Oh shit, i’m sorry.
Person 2 - Wow, that’s a glitcher moment.

by pocoraven April 21, 2020